new JD vance promotional hit single just dropped

[Gifted one]

Sleep with couches and potentially be VP of the USA brehs

 

[Doobie Doo]

 

[cyndaquil]

This was before fleshlights brehs cmon cut the guy a break

 

[BangBike]

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I just tried Googling it and got this

Fact Check: No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

A false online rumor about former U.S. President Donald Trump's running mate, a latex glove and couch cushions spawned a number of jokes and memes.

uk.news.yahoo.com

 

[BobbyWojak]

It's been fun watching everyone else find out how weird JD Vance is.

 

[TEH]

nikka! all my coli brehs. Listen to me, follow your dreams if this couch fukking cac can be vp you can do anything.

 

[TEH]

some background

Freaky ass nikka he a 69 god


Run run run run for your life

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Now this thread makes a lot more sense -----> https://www.thecoli.com/threads/lon...ies-couch-update-homie-momma-saved-me.334869/

 

[Dillah810]

 

[Elim Garak]

 

[Dillah810]

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Cacademon

 

[inndaskKy]

nikka! all my coli brehs. Listen to me, follow your dreams if this couch fukking cac can be vp you can do anything.

This could be a Coli alias