new JD vance promotional hit single just dropped

[Fill Collins]

His Indian in-laws prolly gang rape couches

 

[Vandelay]

Slaughterhouse...Slaughterhouse...Slaughterhouse...

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Man walking around giving everybody Seaman’s furniture

 

[Mike Nasty]

I just tried Googling it and got this

Fact Check: No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

A false online rumor about former U.S. President Donald Trump's running mate, a latex glove and couch cushions spawned a number of jokes and memes.

uk.news.yahoo.com

 

[Jalether]

Easy lay up for Kamala's campaign "How's Trump and his running mate's campaign going, sofa so good"

 

[Elim Garak]

 

[King Poetic]

 

[OneManGang]

As funny as this is, I can’t lie and say I wouldn’t be mad if some false shyt about Kamala came out and blew up like this

Anyone can say anything online and it has the capacity to blow up and put you on the defense for something ridiculous. Dude might have to come out and say he hasn’t fukked couches

 

[Jalether]

Here's the passage of the book admitting to the act

x.com

x.com

 

[CrushedGroove]

Bluesky

bsky.app

 

[Coli Hoecomb]

Man walking around giving everybody Seaman’s furniture

RIP Phife, your presence is still felt in the streets

 

[Json]

Why haven’t Republicans banned this erotic book?


Think of the children!!!!

 

[Jx2]

Republicans gave us Pudding Fingers and a Yale Couch fukker in the SAME election cycle

 

[2legit]

 

[Elim Garak]