Movie cliches that never happen in real life...

[Fury616]

Debunked.

Russia has had some real life femme badasses.

Yea thats Russia though...they take shots of vodka wit their eggs and toast in the morning.

 

[storyteller]

white guy & black guy being best friends

I'm 5'7 skinny and white, my best friend for the last decade is a 6'4 heavy Jamaican...Our nickname used to be Rob and Big...no joke.

Some other movie cliches:

Group comes across a guy speaking a foreign language

Random guy: It's okay, I spent a summer studying Portuguese...I'll translate.

and every clique has the one player, nerdy sarcastic person and the one nice guy. Most squads I know are all one of these and rarely a perfect ensemble to mix in a bit of everything.

 

[LiquidMasterSwords]

(Car chases) Random person trying to avoid the bad guys hops in car and REVERSE for 20 blocks in traffic at 80 mph. Dodging people like its easier than driving straight.

Scenes at the club, when the guy steps to a girl on some wierd but PERFECT gets them every time shyt. Walks away and count down like... 3... 2... 1... Hey here's my number call me!

After sex girls grabbing and taking the WHOLE cover and walking away on some, I don't want you to see me type naked shyt.

Girl yells at guy she hates
Guy yells at girl he hates
They immediately have sex

 

[Fury616]

Full blown shootouts for 20 minutes in the middle of the street.
Aliens running around rampant killing people.
Mass explosions and dead bodies.
Car chases throughout the city.

No cops around at all.

 

[Mowgli]

Someone having CPR performed and not getting their ribs broken and or throwing up in the givers mouth.

 

[threattonature]

After sex girls grabbing and taking the WHOLE cover and walking away on some, I don't want you to see me type naked shyt.

shyt happened to me like three weeks ago. It was a female I'd been cool with for a while and we got drunk and fukked. When she started sobering up she got embarrassed and then didn't want me seeing her naked.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

yo this angers me in real life when a movie does that

*woman comes up covered in blood, sweaty bruised, obviously running from something you have no chance of defending yourself against either*

*treats the situation like she stubbed her toe*



or when somebody is liek GO! GO NOW!! and the other person is like "WHY!!" or "NO I CAN"T"

Man I find that shyt infuriating. I usually fast-forward through the 30 seconds of stupidity to the dumbass getting killed.

 

[Huellz Santana]

grown ass adults crawling thru AC ducts

person 1 coming to person 2 to tell them something, only for person 2 to interrupt and then say "what were you going to say person 1?" and person 1 says "oh nevermind"

^i fukking hate that cliche. it runs rampant in romantic movies​

 

[tru_m.a.c]

grown ass adults crawling thru AC ducts
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my nikka this shyt gets me every time

Mission impossible, I'm looking at you (even though toms a midget)

 

[tru_m.a.c]

lmao and folks think I'm crazy when I say Avatar is the worse movie of all time

that garbage is cliche after cliche after racial exploitation

 

[LiquidMasterSwords]

grown ass adults crawling thru AC ducts ​

YES!

shyt happened in Transformers 2, the highest level of government security. Guards, cameras and motion sensors out the ass. But OH NO! We forgot about the vents!

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Teachers in the movies always stray so far from the intended cirriculum to try to get these bad hood kids to listen to you. In real life, it's a fast way to get yourself fired, or at the very least get sanctioned by the board of ed. The only movie to be realistic about this is Lean on Me dude stayed getting beat up by the Paterson board of Ed and the parents of the kids. Also having known Joe Clark for almost 20 years, dude is crazier in reality.

Do tell.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

After sex girls grabbing and taking the WHOLE cover and walking away on some, I don't want you to see me type naked shyt.

I ranted and raved at a girl about this and how totally unrealistic it is. She agreed but then decided to argue against me for the hell of it.

You just boned a woman but now she's going to take extra care to cover up? It's a little detail but it pisses me off everytime I see it.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Someone having CPR performed and not getting their ribs broken and or throwing up in the givers mouth.

I'VE SEEN THAT HAPPEN WHEN ASSISTING WITH CPR. MAN I'M GLAD THE OTHER GUY WAS SO GUNG HO ABOUT THE WHO SITUATION OR THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME WITH SOMEBODY ELSE'S VOMIT IN MY MOUTH. THAT shyt WAS NAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY. IT WAS MORE WATER THAN ANYTHING BUT STILL.

 

[Mowgli]

Full blown shootouts for 20 minutes in the middle of the street.
Aliens running around rampant killing people.
Mass explosions and dead bodies.
Car chases throughout the city.

No cops around at all.

Cars flying in the air and doing whirling spins after rear ending parked cars at close to 100 mph