gameover82
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the star athlete that gets hurt and the kid that can't play a lick becomes the hero because a talking animal gave him self-confidence
Movie cliches that never happen in real life...
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Poppa_Dock
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getting tossed by explosions and your insides not rupturing or you not breaking your back when u hit the ground
basically any movie sword fight
something outrunning a 50 cal gun mounted on a helicopter
intentionally hurting somebody and there is no consequence
basically any movie sword fight
something outrunning a 50 cal gun mounted on a helicopter
intentionally hurting somebody and there is no consequence
-Almost any movie/TV show where regular people fight taking multiple hits like they heavy weight boxers and not shattering their wrists or fingers 
Most untrained folk don't even know how to punch right.
-Punching through glass without fukking up your hand.
Most untrained folk don't even know how to punch right.
-Punching through glass without fukking up your hand.
Yeah that and what about Heat? Michael Mann movies try to go realistic as possible with guns.
gameover82
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cops having a shootout with the bad guys, off a hunch they have no warrant, disobey the Chief/Internal Affairs/Captain/LT whoever kill mad bad guys yet no one ever gets fired or suspended. For example Dirty Harry and Cobra were running around offing criminals with no remorse taking the law in their own hands without any repercussions.
Somebody is about to make a messed up decision, a friend or family member somehow just suspects what was about to happen and gives some sort of speech and changing person mind. For the most part in real life a person gonna do what they were thinking of doing anyway and suffer the consequences and then be
and wished they listened in the 1st place.
Somebody is about to make a messed up decision, a friend or family member somehow just suspects what was about to happen and gives some sort of speech and changing person mind. For the most part in real life a person gonna do what they were thinking of doing anyway and suffer the consequences and then be
and wished they listened in the 1st place.
Which gives the victim time for his partner to come out of the blue and shoot the dude in the back as he's about to pull the trigger
.I swear movies could shave an hour off if they just stfu and
when given their only chance
"Zoom in. Now rotate 30 degrees. Freeze frame. Scan the face."
"That's the killer!"
Judge - I have to throw this case out; you forgot to zoom in on his DNA.
Yeah, that's why the cool, slow walk away from an explosion is bullocks because the resulting shockwave could shake your insides and kill you.
When the bad guy tells the hero his whole plot.
There is a locked door up ahead, i can open it but it will take a while, cover me 'till i finish
People always drop their car keys.
People always fall on their faces while trying to escape.
in action movies everyone involved is always really good at kung-fu, even if the battle ends up in a kitchen or something the cooks just happen to be blackbelts.
Henchmen are terrible shots.
EVERY FBI/CIA/DEA agent has to wear a long trench coat of some sort.
I hate it when there is a kid who stands transfixed to the spot, staring up at some huge falling object that is about crush them, and then some adult runs in and saves them at the last second.
There is a locked door up ahead, i can open it but it will take a while, cover me 'till i finish
People always drop their car keys.
People always fall on their faces while trying to escape.
in action movies everyone involved is always really good at kung-fu, even if the battle ends up in a kitchen or something the cooks just happen to be blackbelts.
Henchmen are terrible shots.
EVERY FBI/CIA/DEA agent has to wear a long trench coat of some sort.
I hate it when there is a kid who stands transfixed to the spot, staring up at some huge falling object that is about crush them, and then some adult runs in and saves them at the last second.
