Movie cliches that never happen in real life...

[OG_StankBrefs]

white guy & black guy being best friends

One of mah best good homies in da world is white. But he on dat Tim Wise steez tho so I don't eam know if dat shyt count.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

white guy & black guy being best friends

I was about to but in all honesty I don't think I've ever seen that kind of best friends forever relationship outside of TV.

I have close friends that aren't black but they all Latinos/Asians.

Well, I can honestly say that I have 3 best friends and one of them is white. I mean it could literally be some "White Men Can't Jump" type shyt. It's going to sound bad but I would trust him before most of the people in my family. He's the type of friend that if some shyt went down he wouldn't be the one bailing you out of jail, he'd be the one sitting beside you talking about, "Damn, we fukked up". Or the friend that if you tell him some shyt he's like, "Well I got plenty of land to hide the body." He's one of those type friends.

 

[Sinnerman]

women being badasses

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

When someone in the movie get shot they go to a street doctor to get patched up while smoking a cig

 

[YBE]

the dude who doesn't listen to the obviously mortified & scared sh*tless woman & proceeds to get killed

 

[inndaskKy]

People never interrupting each other's speech accidentally..
Like if someone says a funny one-liner the sh*t never fails to impress because something else coincidentally happened at the same time which distracted people from what was being said. Sit-com world is always perfectly suited for jokers because everything happens one line at a time and everyone takes turns in speaking.

 

[drugxglory]

A white boy walking thru the jungle with a gun in hand (training day)

 

[Omerta]

The United States government being the good guys.

 

[KillbertArenas]

Every second of Titanic

 

[Poppa_Dock]

the dude who doesn't listen to the obviously mortified & scared sh*tless woman & proceeds to get killed

yo this angers me in real life when a movie does that

*woman comes up covered in blood, sweaty bruised, obviously running from something you have no chance of defending yourself against either*

*treats the situation like she stubbed her toe*



or when somebody is liek GO! GO NOW!! and the other person is like "WHY!!" or "NO I CAN"T"

ya right if it was a crazy situation and somebody is like GO! LEAVE NOW! especially a cop or something you are a pyoom at that point.

 

[Green negs and spam]

Fighting 30 people who insist on attacking you one by one despite it being smarter to attack all at once.

 

[MidniteJay]

women being badasses

Debunked.

Russia has had some real life femme badasses.

 

[Black_Jesus]

Too many ass happy.endings

 

[feelosofer]

Teachers in the movies always stray so far from the intended cirriculum to try to get these bad hood kids to listen to you. In real life, it's a fast way to get yourself fired, or at the very least get sanctioned by the board of ed. The only movie to be realistic about this is Lean on Me dude stayed getting beat up by the Paterson board of Ed and the parents of the kids. Also having known Joe Clark for almost 20 years, dude is crazier in reality.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

a lot of good ones posted so far

lets look from the angle of car chases/racing movies

traffic is always equally spaced out to make your cuts

no matter how fast you're going, side swiping the bad guys just bounces you both off each other, just for them to do it again

racing through the streets, always getting green lights/avoiding a huge intersection crash

rly??? you took a turn like that while whipping the minvan???