"Zoom in. Now rotate 30 degrees. Freeze frame. Scan the face."
"That's the killer!"
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Movie cliches that never happen in real life...
- Thread starter Mr Hate Coffee
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Yup. They also don't check their caller ID on their cellphone, and it's always someone they don't want to talk to.
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
Yeah. People will be on the phone with their moms and will just hang up mid sentence with no good bye.
Let me be on the phone with my mom and not say goodbye.
Dead ass, a kid I know did this... for a girl he was dating for like 4 months...
She still left.
ThatKidBlackHippy
thekid
Having a heart felt monologue with a dramatic end while wounded before dying right on que.
Saysumthinfunnymike
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the fat kid who is also an a$$hole landing the hot chick
I dap'd this, but right after I did I realized that a coworker told me yesterday that her roommate is making some dude wait for it and he agreed to it. So apparently it happens, but I feel bad for the cat that agreed. He putting the p*ssy on a pedestal and she probably gone cheat on him after they start banging.
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
Getting a passionate kiss from a woman at the end of a dramatic movie where they never had any romantic interest prior to that.
The ending of "Love don't coast a thing" movie where Nick Cannon interrupts a Basketball game to give a passionate speech.
The ending of "Love don't coast a thing" movie where Nick Cannon interrupts a Basketball game to give a passionate speech.
Thomas_Elliot
Rookie
Dead ass, a kid I know did this... for a girl he was dating for like 4 months...
She still left.
geeky outcast getting the dime piece brawd
Where the setting is high school and the kids do whatver they want in class, like wearing hats, using headphones, or typing away on their laptop while the teacher just up front talking. 
Movies where everything works out in the end
This is about tv shows but w/e , you ever see all them new nick and disney shows (my nephews and nieces stay watching em) they always set in some kind of school where the teachers are no where to be found and the kids just run the school and do whatever they want with no adult supervison. Its the only way the kids can get into all the wacky hi jinks and shyt, i just be looking it at it like
Movies where everything works out in the end
This is about tv shows but w/e , you ever see all them new nick and disney shows (my nephews and nieces stay watching em) they always set in some kind of school where the teachers are no where to be found and the kids just run the school and do whatever they want with no adult supervison. Its the only way the kids can get into all the wacky hi jinks and shyt, i just be looking it at it like
100 lb female super spy beating up an entire swat team.
an army of mercenaries getting in shootouts with a rogue cop they know is coming and still losing.
the guard that gets shot once in the stomach and dies immediately before radioing for help.
an army of mercenaries getting in shootouts with a rogue cop they know is coming and still losing.
the guard that gets shot once in the stomach and dies immediately before radioing for help.
No lie, this was me in Jr high. White kid bagging one of the cutest black chicks had cats heated
Dated her from 13-15/16 
then she cheated on me 
and then tried to come back when she realized she fukked up 
or the bytch that was waiting 15 years for their "true love"... that they had a relationship with at age 12
This happened to one of my office managers. Her high school sweetheart bounced on her for a car. She said she dated sparingly throughout the years but nothing really. Fast forward to a couple of years ago, dudes wife dies and he finds my office manager on Facebook, they reconnect and are now married.
