Movie cliches that never happen in real life...

[MidniteJay]

I don't think it's been said yet. The non existence of bathroom breaks.

24 was a major offender of this. I don't think I've ever seen anyone take a piss.

 

[matthew2777]

when the bad guy points the gun talks and doesnt shoot, and the good guy gets away

 

[MidniteJay]

Good guy cop liking the bad guy too much and letting him get away in the end.

 

[krexzen]

nikkas go unconscious TOO easily on TV. hitting somebody in the head with a blunt object won't KO them. It'll just split their head open. The skull isn't that tough.

There's the classic "They got shot, but it was in an extremity or in the shoulder, so they can keep doing things that take extreme concentration" bit.

Nearly any speech. Unless they're your kid, your employee, or you have a gun, nobody's gonna sit there and listen to you drone on about your problems or theirs.

This!

 

[Pool_Shark]

What about in hood movies where one of the main characters dies. It's always for a reason or you see the story leading up to why he was killed

What about in action movies, when shyt pops off there is no civilian casualties. Even Power Rangers they were fighting in the city knocking over telephone towers an shyt.

Or in The Dark Knight when he drives his tank over a crowd of cars. Actually any car scene never takes into account the civilian deaths. Don't even get me started on the Hulks retarded ass.

Romance movies, where the guy is given the perfect line and 5 mins later they're fukking. shyt if canned lines worked Mystery'd be a billionaire.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

cop tells partner 'i can't wait until next tuesday when i finally reach retirement. i think im gunna buy a boat or something"

****3 seconds later**** BANG BANG

dead cop..early retirement

lmao that happens though b

NH police chief is shot dead, days from retirement - Worldnews.com

GREENLAND, N.H. — Michael Maloney was only a few days from retirement as chief of a small-town New Hampshire police department. After more than a quarter-century in law enforcement, he was eager to begin the next chapter of his life. But there was one more thing he had to do. One final drug bust that would rid a neighborhood of its menace. Maloney was trying to serve a search warrant Thursday night when a suspect opened fire, killing the 48-year-old chief, injuring four officers from other departments

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Superheroes catching people out of midair.

The speed of the fall + collision with a nigh-invulnerable body = instant .

The only time I've ever seen this acknowledged is when Spider-Man's girl Gwen Stacy died. They straight up said there was nothing he could've done when she fell.

 

[feelosofer]

Do tell.

Haha, well Joe Clark was such a divisive figure in educational field (albeit influential), he ended up running a juvenile youth center in Newark in the early 2000's and he suggested that giving the kids more extreme measures of discipline, including corporal punishment was a viable option. Now he never resorted to that but keep in mind, you have to be a little crazy to keep the nuts in check and he did for the most part, but after that he pretty much retired.

 

[Blankthawtz]

high speed chase through busy residential area...no one is hurt from the car or flying debri....no cop cars intervene....driver parks car in middle of street or on sidewalk...gets out and proceeds on his way (to either chase the bad guy or person of interest) uninterrupted....

 

[JerkPork]

Star actor shoots guy in arm = guy dead

Guy shots Star actor in arm = Star kills guy and gets away.

Next scene = Star actor is goes on as if he doesn't have a hole in his arm

They passin out Golden guns now?

 

[BlackonBlackCrime]

Most of Steven Sigel movies

 

[arlowpear]

Anything in Transformers...Movie should have been 30 mins tops.

 

[Non Sequitur]

Just enhance it

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

"Keep him on the line while we trace the call"

 

[ChieferSutherland]

Kid gets kidnapped in a populated area and nobody sees ANYTHING