Yeah. There isn't any product. Just pictures of the product that people I don't know post on the internet.
Oh, and there's video of the product being mass produced… but there's no product.
I mean, we've moved over 4000 units of imagination over here.
Oh and using USPS to ship small quantities of product? Well that hasn't been done.
Oh wait.
Free t-shirts? Yeah I mean we held contests to give away good intentions. Nevermind all the tiny urls that had the words MOLLYWATR and FREESHIRTS that were posted numerous times here. That was all a ruse. All the people that received free gear didn't. It was a ruse where they photoshopped what they thought my shirts looked like.
All the pictures of my shirts at EDM throughout the summer were all photoshop. Hell, it's not like we weren't featured in a bunch of blogs and news outlets solely because of our apparel. Nope it didn't happen.
http://www.magneticmag.com/2013/08/edm-culture-the-10-worst-t-shirts-in-electronic-dance-music/
But yeah. Enjoy your… lanyards, brehs.