Ironyi see alot of folk that r talkin about buyin water dont have supporter tags here
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Spinoza trying to help but Kern won't get off his high horse
Thighmaster B
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Data-Hawk
I have no strings on me.
HookersandIceCream
#TeamOrange
If you really want to give me your money you'll find a way to make it happen.
Also, you can make your own video on my product right now. Nothing is stopping you.
This nikka.
nikka said "peddle your c00n juice elsewhere"
If you really want to give me your money you'll find a way to make it happen.
Also, you can make your own video on my product right now. Nothing is stopping you.
I've seen enough, this nikka on cocaine. If I gave a crackhead seed money I would get better returns than if I was one of the idiots that backed you.
Disciple of the Projects
Esau = Evil
But I thought you was the head ****** in charge?
This just goes to show you're nothing but a Gorilla suit mascot, Like I knew and SAID you were. The white man promises you sex with drugged out porno sluts in exchange for your "cool factor" and "Edginess" in order to hawk their product. (Kinda like a certain "owner" of this very website.) Losing whatever microorganism of self respect and manhood by going on messageboards with whitey letting you know exactly who your monkey ass is, but you gotta take it with a big 32 piece smile where they see your molars, all in order to tell them buy some water, so at least when they piss on you it won't be too hot & smelly.
dat smiley dothat "thieving ghetto nikka" (your cac is showing) handled his business with more professionalism than nigerian.
is it called :kermit:?best way is to ignore you and go with @MollyWaterCo
insure/ensurePos rep for the person who points out the grammar error
edit: late to the party and catching up, see 10 people already caught it
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DISGUSTING! MOLLYWATR AIMS TO SHAMELESSLY CASH IN ON THE MDMA CRAZE...
This is just gross. We told you yesterday about organizations, such as Dancesafe, that are trying to make the overwhelming EDM mega-rave experience safer for everyone; lo and behold, there are people trying to use the recent controversy for their own financial gain.
Say hello to Mollywatr, the new edgy water brand from Ken Unaeze. And no, we didn’t spell the name wrong, as Unaeze so cleverly puts it, “When you read the name, there is clearly no E in the water.” While this whole concept sounds like an enormously stupid, cheap gimmick, the water brand could provide some alternative benefits. For instance, if you find yourself at some sort of event where Mollywatr have set up a booth, you’ll know to get the hell out of there.
Ok, but maybe Unaeze is legitimately trying to help? For $5 a bottle? Yeah, we think not. We’re just bummed we’re inadvertently giving this guy some publicity. Via The Los Angeles Times:
“I thought, is there a water product that is marketing to this scene, and is communicating some important messages about water to this scene?” said Unaeze. “There wasn’t, and you know, I wanted to come up with a name that really struck a chord and spoke to this scene in a way that would make water as important to these people as it actually is.”
The water is marketed on its Facebook page as an “uncut natural spring water with natural electrolytes. The perfect complement for your EDM experience.” Because when you reach for a bottle of water, of course you’ll want it to be “uncut.”
According to Unaeze, the water comes from a natural source in California, but he isn’t revealing much more than that.
“I’m just telling people this is hydration that you can feel and it’s definitely something that has to be experienced in the flesh,” said Unaeze.
What’s worse than Unaeze’s false idol water preaching is the somewhat despicable marketing campaign:
The bottles feature a silhouette of a woman dancing, a plain black cap and “Mollywatr” written in black down the front. Unaeze says he wanted something that would look as cool as holding a Bud Light, due to what he calls a “stigmatization of water consumption.” Part of the marketing campaign involves T-shirts that read, “Molly is better than Coke” and something else we absolutely cannot print here.
Oi.
you're featured on another site and not on Vice.
Oi.
you're featured on another site and not on Vice.
LOL breh, this fukktard is telling you he ain't interested in what you're offering give opportunities to people who actually wish to run a legit business not 419 loser Nigerians in pyramid scams. LOL
I dunno how many times a nikkas gonna have to tell u he ain't about it...
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