MILITARY STORIES

[Wiseborn]

Bro, you gon get hurt emotionally. Military women for the most part run game heavy.

So it’s easy getting military women, if you carry yourself in almost arrogant and better than you type of way. They like confidence.

Now a lot of military personnel do buy escorts. You’d pretty much be doing what a good portion of the guys do when ports get hit.

If you do decide to go this route, you kind of have to have common sense. You could be easily be drugged or setup.

How old are you?

That's why I suggested the Navy, At least they look the other way on cruises. End up in the middle of nowhere in CONUS and he's done.

 

[BadBoy]

@Dave24 If the nikka Kent can get some p*ssy so can you lol. But yeah if if you join just be come a new person not one of them will know who you are and if your a virgin just reinvent yourself dead ass study so you get a nice job and do research on them and just start running i can get your ass to at least a 13:00 1.5 mile if you can get to a gym and run on a treadmill 5 days a week for a month straight

 

[Wiseborn]

But naw, it depends on the unit (squadron). RED HORSE, SF, etc. will more than likely have PT formations. Big maint SQs are a toss-up; you might have 400 people tryna show up and work-out at the same time (and they're shift workers).


Some commanders care more about PT standards than others. You might have one give you a day off for passing (intel) or you might not get shyt for getting above 90.

In the army PT is all they care about. There the 180 points 60 for each event on the old APFT that you have to make just to be in the Army. Then there's unit standards, the 18th Airborne Corps demanded 70 point in each event and a ruck march. The 82nd (part of the 18th) wanted 75% 112 Signal Battalion wanted 80 points a timed ruck march and the O course. If you worked closely with an ODA (The Green Berets) it was 90 across the board Timed Ruck March and anything that the Team Sargeant dreamed up.

In the 82nd. They didn't even care if you could do your job since as a commo guy you couldn't do your job without a team so as long as you could qualify on your rifle despite a zillion tries the only thing that you could be individually for was PT.

 

[Wiseborn]

Post a pic of yourself we about to help you out.

Im already retired medically.

 

[BadBoy]

Im already retired medically.

Meant that for @Dave24 my bad

 

[Max.]

Thread got boring

 

[Wiseborn]

Nah, they don't do CQ/guard duty in the AF (unless they're cops).

shyt, medical has all them 'details' contracted out.

Wow, To be honest It seems like I'd like being Blue rather than Green but I probably wouldn't. As much shyt I railed against being in the Army no matter how "cool" it was I'd still be in the military so I wouldn't even want to do basic bullshyt. Yes the Army is stupid but we were stupid together. I know enablers who "grew up" in the SF community, when they had to go to Big Army they were pissed. No more hands in pockets. Get at Parade rest for people with a day more time in rank than you. Salute every officer get weekly haircuts, Class A inspections quarterly, Details all the time.Had I not gone through that I would've probably been a shytbag myself.

Better to always be reminded that you can get bullshyt throw at you then to be treated nice then all of a sudden being told to fill sandbags while deployed and looking at a million already filled bags.

 

[semicko82]

Grand closing.

Real shyt.
I enlisted around that age, so I already know you have bigger issues than getting laid

 

[Return of the Jedi]

But naw, it depends on the unit (squadron). RED HORSE, SF, etc. will more than likely have PT formations. Big maint SQs are a toss-up; you might have 400 people tryna show up and work-out at the same time (and they're shift workers).


Some commanders care more about PT standards than others. You might have one give you a day off for passing (intel) or you might not get shyt for getting above 90.

Hey man I’m Air Force intel and I’m calling bullshyt on this, we’re not handing out days off for getting a passing score unless it’s 90 or higher

I will acknowledge we got some soft ass dudes though.

 

[Son Goku]

Hey man I’m Air Force intel and I’m calling bullshyt on this, we’re not handing out days off for getting a passing score unless it’s 90 or higher

I will acknowledge we got some soft ass dudes though.

Depends on the unit bro. I know an AFSOC intel Sq that used to give 3 days for 90s they were so .

 

[The Solid One]

I liked the army but I remember one time I had to get a sleepy solider up for PT formation and I got so mad (this was his second time in a row doing this) that I threw his ass out of bed.

 

[Return of the Jedi]

Depends on the unit bro. I know an AFSOC intel Sq that used to give 3 days for 90s they were so .

Okay, that I believe. TDY’d to Hurlburt back in Jan...saw the permanent party intel bubbas PTing and was worried just watching.

 

[Son Goku]

Okay, that I believe. TDY’d to Hurlburt back in Jan...saw the permanent party intel bubbas PTing and was worried just watching.

TBH most cats up in the Hurby gyms are straight status. The fukkery is supreme.

 

[HoloGraphic]

Got my papers today brehs. Filling them out tomorrow.

I'm sitting here researching Canada/US enemies and current conflicts, watching training videos.

How do you guys deal with anxiety?
Any stories about new recruits?

 

[Skooby]

Got my papers today brehs. Filling them out tomorrow.

I'm sitting here researching Canada/US enemies and current conflicts, watching training videos.

How do you guys deal with anxiety?
Any stories about new recruits?

What job are you going for?