MILITARY STORIES

[Dave24]

David Goggins' Navy SEAL Workout and Diet - Eat.Move.Hack.
This is about top tier as it gets in the military.

You want to be honor graduate you have to be supremely confident.
That stationary bike throw it away, run miles for time, do push-ups and sit-ups until you can pass the fitness at basic.

Thanks appreciate it breh!

 

[Son Goku]

Negged.

At least can you fukk a lot of escorts/hookers in the air force?

You can't get any more ass in the AF than you could outside of it. Why do you think this?

Get caught paying for sex and see how quickly your career, not you, gets fukked.


Brb it's 2020, almost 2021, there's hundreds of apps and social platforms. If you can't snag some p*ssy it's cause you're a lame or gay.


If anything you'd get less ass since you might be deployed with no bad bishes around, and you can't even smoke a bish out like Jody next door.


If getting laid is what you want you might as well give up the idea of joining now.

 

[semicko82]

Enlisted medical as a man is status. The jobs are usually cake but there's so much high school musical drama and baby stool-soft ass nikkas that it isn't even worth it.

Plus all them female medics wanna fukk the flyers and ST dudes.

But if you just want a easy check and check out some cuties

 

[Son Goku]

But if you just want a easy check and check out some cuties

Much better AFSCs to make more money and pull more p*ssy.

Finance and MPF personnelist come to mind. Also most cops are fukking in the squadron, but Security Forces eats their own.

 

[semicko82]

Negged.



You can't get any more ass in the AF than you could outside of it. Why do you think this?

Get caught paying for sex and see how quickly your career, not you, gets fukked.


Brb it's 2020, almost 2021, there's hundreds of apps and social platforms. If you can't snag some p*ssy it's cause you're a lame or gay.


If anything you'd get less ass since you might be deployed with no bad bishes around, and you can't even smoke a bish out like Jody next door.


If getting laid is what you want you might as well give up the idea of joining now.

A real sleazy recruiter might tell a breh it’s an easy way to get laid.
I remember a navy recruiter telling me I’ll get guaranteed pu$$y by enlisting

 

[Son Goku]

Imagine being @Dave24 signing your life away to Big Blue for at least 4 years, going in with an Open contract, managing to graduate from Basic, getting some shyt job at a shytty first base, and still not getting no play once you get there.

 

[The Up Right Man]

At least can you fukk a lot of escorts/hookers in the air force?

Bro, you gon get hurt emotionally. Military women for the most part run game heavy.

So it’s easy getting military women, if you carry yourself in almost arrogant and better than you type of way. They like confidence.

Now a lot of military personnel do buy escorts. You’d pretty much be doing what a good portion of the guys do when ports get hit.

If you do decide to go this route, you kind of have to have common sense. You could be easily be drugged or setup.

How old are you?

 

[semicko82]

Much better AFSCs to make more money and pull more p*ssy.

Finance and MPF personnelist come to mind. Also most cops are fukking in the squadron, but Security Forces eats their own.

I’m a maintainer and we get treated like dog shyt.
I swear any AFSC is better than ours

 

[Son Goku]

A real sleazy recruiter might tell a breh it’s an easy way to get laid.
I remember a navy recruiter telling me I’ll get guaranteed pu$$y by enlisting

Navy is different. On a ship, there are limited options + close quarters, and you can eat on shore leave.

Working most AF jobs are closer to being on The Office, and you're going home everyday in a town where you still couldn't pull a bish off POF or Snap.

 

[Son Goku]

I’m a maintainer and we get treated like dog shyt.
I swear any AFSC is better than ours

Goes without saying, and y'all hoes is usually . (NDI is decent from what I've seen.)

 

[semicko82]

Imagine being @Dave24 signing your life away to Big Blue for at least 4 years, going in with an Open contract, managing to graduate from Basic, getting some shyt job at a shytty first base, and still not getting no play once you get there.

Yup
You go to these military towns, and these women don’t give a shyt if you are military or not

 

[Son Goku]

Yup
You go to these military towns, and these women don’t give a shyt if you are military or not

Especially as a broke E-2 or E-3 in the dorms.

 

[Dave24]

Bro, you gon get hurt emotionally. Military women for the most part run game heavy.

So it’s easy getting military women, if you carry yourself in almost arrogant and better than you type of way. They like confidence.

Now a lot of military personnel do buy escorts. You’d pretty much be doing what a good portion of the guys do when ports get hit.

If you do decide to go this route, you kind of have to have common sense. You could be easily be drugged or setup.

How old are you?

I am 35 years old.

 

[semicko82]

Navy is different. On a ship, there are limited options + close quarters, and you can eat on shore leave.

Working most AF jobs are closer to being on The Office, and you're going home everyday in a town where you still couldn't pull a bish off POF or Snap.

Damn bro you telling the truth
I wish somebody would’ve told me the real deal before I enlisted
I know people who didn’t reenlist because their social life was put on neutral

 

[Son Goku]

I am 35 years old.

Join the AF at 35 to spend your whole E-3 check buying whores, veterbrehs.