One of my funniest memories in Navy boot camp was a white dude who couldn't do 3 push ups. He would literally get to the 3rd and then be sweating bullets and arms shaking like he about to have a seizure.
-Another white dude decided the Navy wasn't for him so he would find ways to cut himself at night so he could get kicked out.
-A black dude decided he wanted to leave so he got his clothes and tried to walk right out the front gate. The MPs noticed a dude walking out with some wrinkled ass clothes and that's why they scooped him out.
-Another black dude snuck a damn apple from the Galley. The RDC found it and made him sit in the middle of the room and eat it while we all did push ups. He took his sweet ass time eating it because he thought it was funny. We ended up beating his ass that night around 1 am.
As for me, I had an episode where I would wake up in the middle of the night talking and walking for no reason. One night, I woke up, walked behind my locker, and started pissing. The night watch in the back was falling asleep but the piss sound woke him up and he shined the light right at my balls. I woke up out the sleep walk and ran to the bathroom to finished pissing. I went back to the berthing and was talking to the watch and we didn't know how we was going to get all the piss off the floor since the mop was in another part of the building that we couldn't be in at that time. I just said fukk it and went back to sleep. The next morning, the RDC was walking around doing inspections and noticed a strange fluid on the floor. He said it smelled like piss and was demanding to know who had been pissing on the floor. The dude in the bunk next to me said that his canteen came open and that it was his water on the floor. The RDC didn't even question it and just said clean it up. I probably would have been kicked out if they knew I did that.