WordI had my 1st wet dream while in basic
I Was smashing the fukk out that fat bytch
Did they let yall use lotion in Bootcamp?
All the brehs went to the exchance when we could buy shyt...after deodorant you see all the brothas tryna find cocoa butter or lotion. The RDC's watching us like
We get back and they fukking tell us NO LOTION ...we only can use it on Sundays and only they can give it to us,one squirt each .
We had to improvise....we were using suntan lotion as moisturizing lotion .....shyt get us non ashy though
BTW did yalll have that one instructor who was just over the top with his verbal insults that it became comedy?
We had a HM1...Fleet Marine Corpsmen ...Navy ,but trained with Marines so he had their attitude. Had us marching like them,and doing shyt like Obliques (Navy we don't get in depth with drill, all that oblique shyt is out of our element). Dude would fukk with us on Sunday during "Holiday Routine" hard as shyt. When we'd fill out the forms to get permission to goto the chapel, he find reasons on why they were filled out wrong.
"YOU MOTHERfukkERS BETTER FILL THESE CHITS OUT CORRECT!"
"I DON'T GIVE A shyt IF YOU WANT TO GO TO CHURCH, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BLEEDING...I'M ALREADY GOING TO HELL, I DON'T GIVE A fukk!!"
We're sitting there as he says this over the loudspeakers,he is in the office they have and we're just like
His homeboy was some mexican fukker from another division who would pop in,just to talk shyt. Would always fukk with the brothas,especially the lightskins ones, always came in and called my homey a mixed breed.