In the Philippines we are attached to a Filipino M113 company me and one of the chicks started chilling during the training and she has been trying to get me to smash but I wasnt trying to because we are in the middle of the jungle and haven’t showered
so I consulted my homies and my boy was like “I mean you haven’t showered and she hasn’t showered so naturally the stank cancels itself out”
My dumb ass was like damn this nikka is right
I raw dogged this chick in the back of an M113
When i’m walking back to our little makeshift defensive position a Water Buffalo is looking at me like
you damn the animal