The War Report
NewNewYork
Word, should've been higher on GP.
I was having dinner at the home of two extremely intelligent women who are both college professors and longtime baseball fans, and ESPN was on in the background. When Cabrera was announced MVP, the following was said:
Woman A: Good. Triple Crown always deserves the MVP. Good.
Woman B: Agreed. You know, they'd made some noise about Trout being better at defense and such, but he's a rookie, so he still has a lot to prove before he can get an MVP.
Woman A: Exactly. Show me something next year and the year after. Rookies should never win MVP.
Woman B: It's like a freshman winning the Heisman. Unless you rush for 3,000 yards, you should never win the Heisman as a freshman. Pay your dues.
Me:
*stuff mouth with food so I don't go on rant*
I guess these two hoes never heard of Ichiro before.