Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

[pickles]

@O.T.I.S.

I got this.

You are definitely white.

Either exmilitary or someone behind the times.

If you bought this recently (like in the past 5 years) you probably paid like 20 Gs for it and thought you get the ladies because of it.

You drive it because you are compensating for your tiny penis. You are probably big guy (above 6 feet) but that penis though is almost micro level. Also you not in shape possibly very fat/ obese.

Your girl (if you have one) is a very small (height/size) Asian or cac broad. Almost child like. Maybe a foot shorter than you.

 

[Won Won]

What's @O.T.I.S. batting average looking like

 

[Prodyson]

2007 Honda Accord SE... with the V6. Stock everything

 

[Bless't]

Keep it going. This has rafter status written all over it.

 

[pickles]

I'm white and dad bought this car for at college

Your white but you have a black breh as your avi?

What kind of wild mango bullshyt in this?

Or did you just out yourself by accident?

Another cac added to the list.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

2007 Honda Accord SE... with the V6. Stock everything

With the V6 huh... That'll be tough then


You were looking for the V8 model because you like to speed but save gas.. Then you realized that it doesn't exist

You tailgate

You commute to your basic ass job... But you definitely got a job

Frugal, cheap, college educated

Most likely dating a fat white chick

Only go out to local bars With fat white chick...

She pays because you're frugal and cheap

You probably don't have kids and neither does she

The only position you guys fukk in is doggy

you like mayonnaise sandwiches

 

[unit321]

I drive a Honda Fit Sport.
Im driving right now so I can't take a picture, but that is the car.
If that was the only information you had, what else would you assume about me?

hotep wigger sporting LA Clippers baseball caps and Under Armour basketball sneakers.

 

[Mac Brown]

Your white but you have a black breh as your avi?

What kind of wild mango bullshyt in this?

Or did you just out yourself by accident?

Another cac added to the list.

Nikka thats me first of all....I'm from dead-end originally.......ask another houston breh about that.

Also, calm yo sensitive ass down and pull out that tampon.

Edit: I just saw your avi and realized you may be trolling

 

[Mac Brown]

Your white but you have a black breh as your avi?

What kind of wild mango bullshyt in this?

Or did you just out yourself by accident?

Another cac added to the list.

I'm gonna pos rep you nikka, you got my dander up a little.

 

[Russell Resthaven]

Nice...

You work 2 dead end jobs

This car is your most prized possession

You aren't black

Your music playlist hasn't changed since the late 90's

You race on the weekends and usually lose

You put an aftermarket exhaust to give the impression that it's fast

Dead on.

How would my other car change your opinion?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Dead on.

How would my other car change your opinion?

Well you didn't tell me you had 2...


I doubt this is yours.

But certain things still apply...

You're still not black

Your music playlist still hasn't changed

You would be stupid to race in this even though you might win finally

Everything is left stock... As it should be

You have bread or at least appear to

Maintenance is a bytch

You take it to the shop often

You got pretty good taste in cars

Probably have terrible taste in women

You stay at home rent free

 

[Prodyson]

With the V6 huh... That'll be tough then


You were looking for the V8 model because you like to speed but save gas.. Then you realized that it doesn't exist

My mom actually bought it for me when I graduated from college. I still have it because I don't really want a car payment.

You tailgate

I actually hate tailgating. I only do it when someone cuts me off

You commute to your basic ass job... But you definitely got a job

I actually work completely virtual now. I'm a Systems Analyst. I'm not sure if that's considered basic.

Frugal, cheap, college educated

I can be frugal sometimes. But I generally don't mind spending money on good quality.

Most likely dating a fat white chick

Married to a short black woman. She is pregnant though. But she's about 4'10" and maybe 105 lbs

Only go out to local bars With fat white chick...

Don't really go to bars. I'd rather invite my friends over and drink at home

She pays because you're frugal and cheap

We use our joint accounts, so I'm not sure how to gauge that. She does make a little more than I do though.

You probably don't have kids and neither does she

One step daughter and we have another that's due in 2 days

The only position you guys fukk in is doggy

No

you like mayonnaise sandwiches

Hell no.

I'm black by the way... so maybe that threw you off

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'm black by the way... so maybe that threw you off

Jermaine actually made me think you were black so no, I was just off...



Except on the fat white chick though

 

[pickles]

Dead on.

How would my other car change your opinion?

How is that going to help me?

Which one is it? A4, A6 or A8?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'm thinking about downgrading to this

All black tints... In seeing these a lot now

What would you brehs think about me