Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

[Prodyson]

Jermaine actually made me think you were black so no, I was just off...



Except on the fat white chick though

I won't tell my wife you called her a fat white chick. She'll be most upset about the fat part though... since she's pregnant. She might come find you for that. Lol

Edit: Maybe you would have gotten it right of I told you what I'm actually about to get when this baby comes. Either 2013 Dodge Durango or 2012 Chevy Tahoe

 

[Russell Resthaven]

Well you didn't tell me you had 2...


I doubt this is yours.

But certain things still apply...

You're still not black

Your music playlist still hasn't changed

You would be stupid to race in this even though you might win finally

Everything is left stock... As it should be

You have bread or at least appear to

Maintenance is a bytch

You take it to the shop often

You got pretty good taste in cars

Probably have terrible taste in women

You stay at home rent free

Dead on. Had it for 6 months and spent 4 grand in repairs

How is that going to help me?

Which one is it? A4, A6 or A8?

A5

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I won't tell my wife you called her a fat white chick. She'll be most upset about the fat part though... since she's pregnant. She might come find you for that. Lol

Edit: Maybe you would have gotten it right of I told you what I'm actually about to get when this baby comes. Either 2013 Dodge Durango or 2012 Chevy Tahoe

I'm sure she's a nice looking pawg

 

[Prodyson]

I'm sure she's a nice looking pawg

Oh you didn't see my comment?... she's black. I've never been the "pawg" type. Don't trust em

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Oh you didn't see my comment?... she's black. I've never been the "pawg" type. Don't trust em

Guess I missed that part. Belay my last

 

[JamilALAmin]

You're intelligent enough to have a beater and a luxury whip even though it was luxurious about 10 years ago

You're in your mid thirties

You do an office job... Probably pharmacy tech or something

You are college educated or Cert'd up

You are definitely black since you tinted a fukking Prius

You play old No Limit songs in your DTS, since it looks like it's from the late 90's

You have a mid sized home that you live in alone

Your DTS is not insured

You drive your Prius like a go cart

You drive your DTS like you're in slow motion

Your chick is ghetto but bougie

You have soft hands

You keep baby wipes in the bathroom but no kids

You have roaches, possibly in the DTS

You stalk fat hoes in the club

Off on a some but you did a lot better than I thought you would.

Early 30's, no job tho, I dabble in some stuff here and there, flipping cars from the auction is one of them, sell most of them, sometimes I'll keep one if it's a good deal, went to college for a few years but didn't finish, I'm Black, I was bumping that TRU at the gym the other day, I share a condo in the dope part of town with my recently divorced father who keeps trying fukk the chicks I bring by the house, I got USAA so my insurance is dirt cheap, no excuse not to have the Caddy insured even if it sits, I stay mashing the Prius out, their actually not that slow, got love for hood rats but my women are squares all the way thru, got stabbed in my right hand when I was a git so my hands kinda rough looking actually, I do keep baby wipes in the bathroom, any nikka who calls himself a player should have those for ladies who come by, I'm a clean freak so no roaches, and I was on the BBW wave some years ago but it's all about the slim goodies now


You pretty observant breh. I'm guessing you people watch a lot or maybe even engaged in some ski mask games at one point in your life

 

[Mass]

Otis on fire. Ima give the homey all the best details when I get to work

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

My whips. @O.T.I.S.

 

[Remote]

It's a relatively inexpensive car with great gas mileage.

I'd say you're a sensible person.

 

[BBG]

2013 Camaro SS.

Curious as to what the breh @O.T.I.S. has to say (others feel free too), although my profile pic does give away a lot

 

[BBG]

Also, Seedz, didn't you used to be on AHH? The good ol days






Still eating off the coli though

 

[JamilALAmin]

2013 Camaro SS.

Curious as to what the breh @O.T.I.S. has to say, although my profile pic does give away a lot

That bytch clean breh. Im a sucker for anything with an SS on it. Silverado, Maro, Monte, shyt I even like those SS Malibus hatchback joints and don't sleep on the SS Cobalt either. Them little shyts can go

That Chevy SS and that new Maro that just dropped tho...

 

[Seedz]

Also, Seedz, didn't you used to be on AHH? The good ol days






Still eating off the coli though

Yes sir, this new generation of IC posters not really feeling what I bring to the table anymore, so I figured it was time to make the move.

What was is your username over there?

 

[BBG]

Yes sir, this new generation of IC posters not really feeling what I bring to the table anymore, so I figured it was time to make the move.

What was is your username over there?

Well its been Rigga since the servers got hacked and everyone could change their name (years ago)


But before that it was iMpIoDez. I think we ran into each other in a thread cuz you was exposing somebody it was hilarious. You had a Webcam up doing stupid shyt lol. You and the poster that had the you gonna get raped guy in a gold coin as his avi made me die laughing on many occasions


I converted over simply because this community is bigger, and funnier. The smilies had me at hello



Plus I caught mad nikkas stealing whole threads from here so I was like fukk allat and cliqued up wit the brehs.

Ain't looked back since

 

[Seedz]

Well its been Rigga since the servers got hacked and everyone could change their name (years ago)


But before that it was iMpIoDez. I think we ran into each other in a thread cuz you was exposing somebody it was hilarious. You had a Webcam up doing stupid shyt lol. You and the poster that had the you gonna get raped guy in a gold coin as his avi made me die laughing on many occasions


I converted over simply because this community is bigger, and funnier. The smilies had me at hello



Plus I caught mad nikkas stealing whole threads from here so I was like fukk allat and cliqued up wit the brehs.

Ain't looked back since

I think I recall your name. The gold coin was Fiat Money. Probably the most consistently funny guy over there. Not many posts I didn't LOL at with him.