Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

[BmoreGorilla]

I'm thinking about downgrading to this

All black tints... In seeing these a lot now

What would you brehs think about me

Ill try my hand at this....

Regular hood nikka
Your somewhat flashy but cant afford to be as flashy as you want
When you see crowds of people you turn up the music
You have a trade
You would smack someone for eating in your car
You wash your car every Saturday morning
You have a stable of young thots that you always promise to let drive the car but never fulfill your promise
The chicks you date have daddy issues
Your good at saving money
You barbecue every chance you get
You have 20 Black Ice car fresheners hanging from the rearview

 

[BBG]

I think I recall your name. The gold coin was Fiat Money. Probably the most consistently funny guy over there. Not many posts I didn't LOL at with him.

Yes!! I couldn't remember his name but that's definitely it. Dudes a legend, tell that man to sign up over here

 

[Bless't]

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Ill try my hand at this....

Regular hood nikka
Lol maybe

Your somewhat flashy but cant afford to be as flashy as you want
Not flashy but I like nice things.. And I can afford most of them

When you see crowds of people you turn up the music
Not my style but if I'm feelin myself lol

You have a trade
Correct

You would smack someone for eating in your car
Lol nah... Yeah you right

You wash your car every Saturday morning
Nah too lazy. Car wash tho

You have a stable of young thots that you always promise to let drive the car but never fulfill your promise
Had a stable... Smh. And I let them drive when I'm drunk lol

The chicks you date have daddy issues
Correct

Your good at saving money
Correct

You barbecue every chance you get
My fam does BBQ a lot lol

You have 20 Black Ice car fresheners hanging from the rearview
Kinda correct lol

Not bad

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Off on a some but you did a lot better than I thought you would.

Early 30's, no job tho, I dabble in some stuff here and there, flipping cars from the auction is one of them, sell most of them, sometimes I'll keep one if it's a good deal, went to college for a few years but didn't finish, I'm Black, I was bumping that TRU at the gym the other day, I share a condo in the dope part of town with my recently divorced father who keeps trying fukk the chicks I bring by the house, I got USAA so my insurance is dirt cheap, no excuse not to have the Caddy insured even if it sits, I stay mashing the Prius out, their actually not that slow, got love for hood rats but my women are squares all the way thru, got stabbed in my right hand when I was a git so my hands kinda rough looking actually, I do keep baby wipes in the bathroom, any nikka who calls himself a player should have those for ladies who come by, I'm a clean freak so no roaches, and I was on the BBW wave some years ago but it's all about the slim goodies now


You pretty observant breh. I'm guessing you people watch a lot or maybe even engaged in some ski mask games at one point in your life

No ski mask games

I just notice shyt I guess. I do just sit back and watch people... Maybe even subconsciously.

Ive met a lot of people too. Being in the military, living in about 8 different cities/states, hung out with different ethnicities etc. usually there's a pattern between the person and type of cars they own.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

My whips. @O.T.I.S.

Oh ok... So you were including the Skateboard..

And I'm gonna assume that's a Mercedes. Ok cool.


You're white

If you're not white you're a black hippy nikka

If your not black you're Latino or mixed with soft skin like a baby

You wear skinny jeans

You like nice things but can't afford it. But you do take care of the shyt you do get

You dab in photography

You live above some Asians

You live alone

Decent job and decent pay

You got no side hustle

You don't workout but you're skinny. I never seen a fat nikka on a skateboard

You date weird chicks but the p*ssy be fuego

You have no medical insurance and a ton of bills from falling off your skateboard and cracking shyt

 

[O.T.I.S.]

2013 Camaro SS.

Curious as to what the breh @O.T.I.S. has to say (others feel free too), although my profile pic does give away a lot

I have a lot to say because I want one of these and still do

You got an SS so you're smart

You didn't JUST get it for p*ssy and its looks

You appreciate power

You drive slow and scary as shyt

If not, you drive like a gotdamn fool and get pulled over a lot

You're black because of your pic, but if you were white you would probably be a car junky and know your shyt

But you're black so you barely know shyt about cars other than the SS

Your warranty sucks

You got a good job but spend beyond your means

You a young professional that is probably arrogant in everything you do

You subconsciously compete with every nikka in the gym

You get a lot of bytches just off height and the whip alone

But you an average looking nikka that possibly stays with moms or roommates

But if you live with a chick, the bish is bad

But she complains a lot and is almost as shallow as you are

But the puss fire too so you love that hoe

No kids

#HOH

#GMB

 

[O.T.I.S.]

You're white

But you love the sistas

You dress well

Decent job

Modest living guy

You spoil your bytches

You're almost a simp but it works well for you

You get hit on by gays a lot

You prefer lounges to bars

Don't smoke. Barely drink but if you do its wine or foreign beer

You take care of the modest shyt you have

The car is clean inside and out

Your house is clean inside and out

So clean people think you're gay

You have a garden or flowers in front of your house

You visit your grandma every Sunday after church

You're a super nice guy... Adding fuel to the fire of people thinking you're gay

But you always got a nice looking woman around

 

[Mass]

This is my first car. I still have it. It's an 05 altima. I bought it in 2012 with 50k miles on it.

Idk where the fn dent came from. Saw it last year ... Francis.

I almost walked out of the dealet with this a few weeks ago..

And it is a GUARANTEE that I will have this by July at the latest

@O.T.I.S.

Talk that shyt to me breh

 

[Calmye]

I drive a Honda Fit Sport.

Im driving right now so I can't take a picture, but that is the car.

If that was the only information you had, what else would you assume about me?

You're a family man. A father that cares more about your kids safty and room to put strollers and park gear than looking cool. You don't go to clubs because youd rather drink by yourself watching Netflix after a long day then go upstairs to fukk your bomb ass wife.

 

[BBG]

I have a lot to say because I want one of these and still do

You got an SS so you're smart 2SS to be exact

You didn't JUST get it for p*ssy and its looks dead on because by emphasizing the JUST that let's me know that you know damn well bytches and aesthetics were certainly determining factors as well

You appreciate power the face i make when i hit dem horses

You drive slow and scary as shyt only when inebriated, otherwise I trust my driving skills

If not, you drive like a gotdamn fool and get pulled over a lot this lmao but since chicago is too busy finding murderers and heavy weight distributors I just consistently get hit with tickets from speed cameras smfh

You're black because of your pic, but if you were white you would probably be a car junky and know your shyt

But you're black so you barely know shyt about cars other than the SS nah I'm big on American Muscle. My dad was a chevy man (had a '87 IROC-Z and a 90 something vette on his prime, used to take them to route 66 and race the strip for cash all night)

Your warranty sucks well it IS nearly 4 years old now but when I bought her she was certified so I'm fully covered until 2017

You got a good job but spend beyond your means The more I make the more I fukkin spend breh. I have a problem

You a young professional that is probably arrogant in everything you do no comment lol

You subconsciously compete with every nikka in the gym yoooooooo this shyt right here is hilarious because I actually catch myself doing it and I feel like an a$$hole. When im trading sets with someone if they do less weight than me I'm like but if it's more Im lol I use that as motivation to go harder though

You get a lot of bytches just off height and the whip alone

But you an average looking nikka that possibly stays with moms or roommates homeowner but it's cheating cuz the house is paid off and left to me from a family member that passed away...

But if you live with a chick, the bish is bad my girl a senior in undergrad, moving in when she graduates and is going to grad school for her PhD

But she complains a lot and is almost as shallow as you are she a lil whiny but nah not shallow....naive would be better

But the puss fire too so you love that hoe FACTS

No kids FACTS

#HOH TILL THE DAY I DIE!!!!

#GMB

How the fukk are you doing this?????

 

[O.T.I.S.]

How the fukk are you doing this?????

Looks like only thing I misjudged was your knowledge of cars.. And that's mainly because nikkas USUALLY just get the SS for the name and looks.

Only my white homies rock with American cars like that...
but I'm impressed





2SS though

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This is my first car. I still have it. It's an 05 altima. I bought it in 2012 with 50k miles on it.

Idk where the fn dent came from. Saw it last year ... Francis.

I almost walked out of the dealet with this a few weeks ago..

And it is a GUARANTEE that I will have this by July at the latest

@O.T.I.S.

Talk that shyt to me breh

You drive an 05 Altima... It's a good car.. Ok I got you


You will never drive an American car again

You bought your car outright and its paid off

You're pretty reliable guy

You're pretty young because you went to a Yamaha street bike instead of a Harley or heavy bike

When you get your Yamaha you won't open it up. You will drive slow and cautious unless you have an open road and you should be... I seen to many nikkas get fukked up by bikes including fam

You will join a motorcycle club

Probably Ruff Ryder's

You're an average hood dude though

Probably stay with fam but you're independent

Got a pretty decent job probably in a office

So you feel like you're bored with life, hence the reason you want the bike

Single but talking to a few hoes. No woman is going to openly like the fact you get a street bike

Unless she's a rider herself

You take care of you shyt

Car is decently clean on the inside

Your house/room is not

 

[Mass]

You drive an 05 Altima... It's a good car.. Ok I got you


You will never drive an American car again

You bought your car outright and its paid off

You're pretty reliable guy

You're pretty young because you went to a Yamaha street bike instead of a Harley or heavy bike

When you get your Yamaha you won't open it up. You will drive slow and cautious unless you have an open road and you should be... I seen to many nikkas get fukked up by bikes including fam

You will join a motorcycle club

Probably Ruff Ryder's

You're an average hood dude though

Probably stay with fam but you're independent

Got a pretty decent job probably in a office

So you feel like you're bored with life, hence the reason you want the bike

Single but talking to a few hoes. No woman is going to openly like the fact you get a street bike

Unless she's a rider herself

You take care of you shyt

Car is decently clean on the inside

Your house/room is not

Only the first two was wrong.

Otis breh what the fukk right now breh

My room is decent Tho. So two point five wrong

 

[Bless't]

You're white

But you love the sistas

You dress well

Decent job

Modest living guy

You spoil your bytches

You're almost a simp but it works well for you

You get hit on by gays a lot

You prefer lounges to bars

Don't smoke. Barely drink but if you do its wine or foreign beer

You take care of the modest shyt you have

The car is clean inside and out

Your house is clean inside and out

So clean people think you're gay

You have a garden or flowers in front of your house

You visit your grandma every Sunday after church

You're a super nice guy... Adding fuel to the fire of people thinking you're gay

But you always got a nice looking woman around

Pretty accurate I must say. But I also post a lot of who I truly am on here. You may have picked up on that.



You're white ...I am.

But you love the sistas...

You dress well... I'd like to think so.

Decent job... Sure.

Modest living guy... True. Though I splurge here and there.

You spoil your bytches Not really... I just treat them with respect.

You're almost a simp but it works well for you... True.

You get hit on by gays a lot...

You prefer lounges to bars ...I like both.

Don't smoke. Barely drink but if you do its wine or foreign beer... Do both.

You take care of the modest shyt you have... I do indeed.

The car is clean inside and out... Yessir.

Your house is clean inside and out ...Yessir.

So clean people think you're gay ...

You have a garden or flowers in front of your house ...Nah.

You visit your grandma every Sunday after church... Not religious.

You're a super nice guy... Adding fuel to the fire of people thinking you're gay... I used to be nice. Now I'm an a$$hole.

But you always got a nice looking woman around... I try.


You're dope at this @O.T.I.S.