Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

[O.T.I.S.]

That accuracy...

Except for the green ones, you were spot on

People driving slow in the fast lane is my numero uno driving pet peeve.

And my ex...naw.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Fukk it, I'm interested.

@O.T.I.S.

98 Civic EX (I'm black).

Have at it.

Pics would help breh

And I've done a few civics already. Same shyt would apply to you. But it would help if I knew if you kept it stocked or modded

 

[BrehWyatt]

Pics would help breh

And I've done a few civics already. Same shyt would apply to you. But it would help if I knew if you kept it stocked or modded

Nope. I don't really care for the modded life. Honestly don't care for the concept of driving anyway. Pic below (not mine, but same color/make).

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Nope. I don't really care for the modded life. Honestly don't care for the concept of driving anyway. Pic below (not mine, but same color/make).

Sounds (and looks) like you don't care about shyt

Outside the car dirty, inside pretty clean

A smart guy without any desires or goals

Probably smokes most of the day

Dress like a bum but probably artistic

The bummier version of Kanye west before Takeover

You only mess with earthy, homely, natural chicks who smoke all day as well

Either are in college or used to be but you barely went to class

Only time you go outside is to buy weed and run errands for your mom

The car was a hand-me-down from an older sibling

 

[Mack de la Rocha]

Sounds (and looks) like you don't care about shyt

Outside the car dirty, inside pretty clean

A smart guy without any desires or goals

Probably smokes most of the day

Dress like a bum but probably artistic

The bummier version of Kanye west before Takeover

You only mess with earthy, homely, natural chicks who smoke all day as well

Either are in college or used to be but you barely went to class

Only time you go outside is to buy weed and run errands for your mom

The car was a hand-me-down from an older sibling

 

[jwonder]

OP driving around in his car:

this nicca (cac) seems to put "hot nikka" on max on them speakers and drive around town smoking weed.

But turns it down and make sure his doors are locked when someone blacks roll up next to him in a dunk.

 

[JamilALAmin]

fukk it I wanna play this game too...Lets see what yall brehs got to say...pretty sure none of yall will get this one right

This is my daily driver- 2010 Prius, this is not my car tho, same color and same wheels and I got 20% tint on the 4 windows

My second car-07 DTS, not my car actual car either, mine is the bronzemist color and I got 0% tint on all 4 windows and 20% on the front window. I got different stock wheels too. Dont even really drive it anymore tho. Been meaning to sell it and cop an old school G body but for now its still my baby

 

[Bless't]

You're old af

You got bread

You're married to a white chick who acts a lil hood... If you're black

If you're white then you're probably married to an Asian

You got this to reassure your manhood

You have a Spanish maid who you occasionally fukk

Your wife fukks the pool boy though

You own a lot of guns but can't shoot for shyt

You hate white people but that's majority who you're around... If you're black

You hate young nikkas

You got this for the impression that you go do manly shyt but you barely go anywhere in it

Probably a contractor, consultant, or own some type of manual labor or industrial business

You pay for p*ssy when you're out on "business" trips

You smoke cigars in a cowboy hat

You visit Thailand or the Phillipines frequently

You punch the fartbox frequently when you are there

 

[Bless't]

Great thread.

Very creative posts @O.T.I.S.

 

[4fossa]

But turns it down and make sure his doors are locked when someone blacks roll up next to him in a dunk.

exactly.

 

[Lost His Smile]

Red Cobalt LT Coupe.

Didn't realize until months later that people consider it a girls car.

I dont give a fukk, I paid that shyt off early and havent had a problem.

 

[BrehWyatt]

Sounds (and looks) like you don't care about shyt

Outside the car dirty, inside pretty clean

A smart guy without any desires or goals

Probably smokes most of the day

Dress like a bum but probably artistic

The bummier version of Kanye west before Takeover

You only mess with earthy, homely, natural chicks who smoke all day as well

Either are in college or used to be but you barely went to class

Only time you go outside is to buy weed and run errands for your mom

The car was a hand-me-down from an older sibling

1. Partly true. Cars happen to be one of the things I'm not that concerned with so long as the damn thing runs.

2. Yep.

3. Can honestly say I'm working toward my desires and goals, at least professionally. Personally is another story Partly right.

4. Never smoked a day in my life.

5. If you call t-shirt and gym shorts/sweats (when not at work) bummy wear then yes.

6.

7. I wouldn't turn them down. My general rule with women is basically, "If I think you're cute and I can lift you, you have a shot."

8. Have a Master's.

9. Don't live with her and see number 4. However, I don't leave the house enough. So half right.

10. Nah, my brother pushed a Crown Vic (Police Interceptor) with the loud pipes. I wanted that car but it didn't work out.

Some of these are pretty close though.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

fukk it I wanna play this game too...Lets see what yall brehs got to say...pretty sure none of yall will get this one right

This is my daily driver- 2010 Prius, this is not my car tho, same color and same wheels and I got 20% tint on the 4 windows

My second car-07 DTS, not my car actual car either, mine is the bronzemist color and I got 0% tint on all 4 windows and 20% on the front window. I got different stock wheels too. Dont even really drive it anymore tho. Been meaning to sell it and cop an old school G body but for now its still my baby

You're intelligent enough to have a beater and a luxury whip even though it was luxurious about 10 years ago

You're in your mid thirties

You do an office job... Probably pharmacy tech or something

You are college educated or Cert'd up

You are definitely black since you tinted a fukking Prius

You play old No Limit songs in your DTS, since it looks like it's from the late 90's

You have a mid sized home that you live in alone

Your DTS is not insured

You drive your Prius like a go cart

You drive your DTS like you're in slow motion

Your chick is ghetto but bougie

You have soft hands

You keep baby wipes in the bathroom but no kids

You have roaches, possibly in the DTS

You stalk fat hoes in the club

 

[O.T.I.S.]

1. Partly true. Cars happen to be one of the things I'm not that concerned with so long as the damn thing runs.

2. Yep.

3. Can honestly say I'm working toward my desires and goals, at least professionally. Personally is another story Partly right.

4. Never smoked a day in my life.

5. If you call t-shirt and gym shorts/sweats (when not at work) bummy wear then yes.

6.

7. I wouldn't turn them down. My general rule with women is basically, "If I think you're cute and I can lift you, you have a shot."

8. Have a Master's.

9. Don't live with her and see number 4. However, I don't leave the house enough. So half right.

10. Nah, my brother pushed a Crown Vic (Police Interceptor) with the loud pipes. I wanted that car but it didn't work out.

Some of these are pretty close though.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Red Cobalt LT Coupe.

Didn't realize until months later that people consider it a girls car.

I dont give a fukk, I paid that shyt off early and havent had a problem.

I didn't even need to look this up


You REALLY don't care what people think

You stay in a 1 bedroom apartment

You have a cat or some other useless pet

You work at a flower shop, a bookstore, or sell herbal teas

You shop for clothes on eBay

You wear loafers

You wear straight legged jeans

You have great credit

Gay people hit on you regularly

If you workout, it's only jogging

You are single af but could pull white and fob Asian bytches

Edit:

Your dikk has never known wetness