Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

[Art Barr]

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Nice


But here I go....


You have a small penis

You're balding

Going through a midlife crisis

You don't use a turn signal

You bought the car for p*ssy and nostalgia

You only get p*ssy from old bytches or flabby white broads

You hang out in dive bars and pool halls

You definitely drink Henny

You make pretty decent money but not enough to get a second whip

You're single af

I shoulda got the 850.
Wow, glad I am not white.

You gave me a description like I was the white grandfather from the goldberg's.
You got a black guy description based one,....make it funny.

Art Barr

 

[O.T.I.S.]

O! I want to play!

That's my car, same color and everything. It's paid off too

@O.T.I.S. you da best.

Ok

You can't drive for shyt but never been in a major accident

You turn without looking

You definitely drive slow in the fast lanes

You tailgate in slow lanes

You have a decent job that pays well

You still ask your dad for money

You text and drive often

Your seat sits up erect as fukk

You the type to get sloppy drunk after 2 shots

You have ratchet roommates or a deadbeat family member that squats on your couch

You call friend zoned nikkas to change your tires after you hit a curb hard as fukk

You're low maintenance

No kids

The type to still give your ex the box after you've broken up

Won't fight over no nikka

Late for everything except your period

 

[Seedz]

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I shoulda got the 850.
Wow, glad I am not white.

You gave me a description like I was the white grandfather from the goldberg's.
You got a black guy description based one,....make it funny.

Art Barr

If you were white that would have been spot on for that car though.

 

[Mac Brown]

@O.T.I.S. tell me about myself breh. This is the exact car I drive but mine has 20% tints

Ya know that car is reliable as shyt... my mom has one(limited edition/different color)

 

[O.T.I.S.]

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I shoulda got the 850.
Wow, glad I am not white.

You gave me a description like I was the white grandfather from the goldberg's.
You got a black guy description based one,....make it funny.

Art Barr

That was the black

Only thing I'd add is that you probably frequent strip clubs

And you participate in the occasional Cuck/Mandingo parties

 

[Alvin]

@O.T.I.S.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

@O.T.I.S.

You're not white or black

If you are black you stay at home

You have 6 family members who stay with you

You smoke squares

Decent driver

Somehow, despite everything, you pull bytches

You always borrowing money

You spend $5 on gas because it gives you half a tank

Your check engine light always on

You keep a basketball and a pair of sneakers in the trunk

But you can't hoop though

 

[Art Barr]

That was the black

Only thing I'd add is that you probably frequent strip clubs

And you participate in the occasional Cuck/Mandingo parties

I should have got the 850.


LOL

Art Barr

 

[JBoy]

You're not white or black

If you are black you stay at home

You have 6 family members who stay with you

You smoke squares

Decent driver

Somehow, despite everything, you pull bytches

You always borrowing money

You spend $5 on gas because it gives you half a tank

Your check engine light always on

You keep a basketball and a pair of sneakers in the trunk

But you can't hoop though

this is about half and half good skills

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Ya know that car is reliable as shyt... my mom has one(limited edition/different color)

Love the Avalon. Its big as hell on the inside too. Before this I had a Yukon but I couldn't afford to Uber on 15mpg.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

@O.T.I.S.

You're old af

You got bread

You're married to a white chick who acts a lil hood... If you're black

If you're white then you're probably married to an Asian

You got this to reassure your manhood

You have a Spanish maid who you occasionally fukk

Your wife fukks the pool boy though

You own a lot of guns but can't shoot for shyt

You hate white people but that's majority who you're around... If you're black

You hate young nikkas

You got this for the impression that you go do manly shyt but you barely go anywhere in it

Probably a contractor, consultant, or own some type of manual labor or industrial business

You pay for p*ssy when you're out on "business" trips

You smoke cigars in a cowboy hat

You visit Thailand or the Phillipines frequently

You punch the fartbox frequently when you are there

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

You take long commutes to work

You brag about never driving another American made car

You work in a cubicle

You're one of 2 black dudes in that office full of cubicles

You went to Devry

I drive a 2008 Altima 3.5SE fully loaded (leathers, navi, cam, bose surround, ect) and SWEAR the bolded is flawless I need some certs breh

 

[BrehWyatt]

Fukk it, I'm interested.

@O.T.I.S.

98 Civic EX (I'm black).

Have at it.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I'd assume you ain't got no style 'cause that shyt don't interest you so you got the first reasonable car in your price range.
If that ain't the case thenYou ain't had a choice in picking that vehicle 'cause of how it looks.
You either got a girlfriend already or ain't interested in using your car to try and chase trim...'cause of that car and how it looks.


But you got wheels and you can pick chicks up so you doing better than most dudes who ain't got a car or have to borrow someone else's shyt. You good.

Spoiler: Also

Spoiler: Lmao

I'm teasing, breh. Hope that doesn't offend you, but that face you make....

 

[tater]

Ok

You can't drive for shyt but never been in a major accident

You turn without looking

You definitely drive slow in the fast lanes

You tailgate in slow lanes

You have a decent job that pays well

You still ask your dad for money

You text and drive often

Your seat sits up erect as fukk

You the type to get sloppy drunk after 2 shots

You have ratchet roommates or a deadbeat family member that squats on your couch

You call friend zoned nikkas to change your tires after you hit a curb hard as fukk

You're low maintenance

No kids

The type to still give your ex the box after you've broken up

Won't fight over no nikka

Late for everything except your period

That accuracy...

Except for the green ones, you were spot on

People driving slow in the fast lane is my numero uno driving pet peeve.

And my ex...naw.