Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

Curious myself...can't be good..@O.T.I.S.
Black, married, paid for

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Bet you I'll stump you @O.T.I.S.
I'll even help you...black, married, paid for

Aight


You're black... But light skinned

If you're dark you're a pretty boy

You're late 20's early 30's

You can't grow facial hair

Probably did time in the military since you're married and shyt is paid for

You're a contractor maybe... Maybe real estate. Something where you got to dress nice

You like dressing nice

Your wife is foreign.. Probably a baddie

If not, she's college educated and black baddie

You frequent the booty shaking clubs... Or you would like to

You got this on the low low

Credit probably A1

Your wife drives an SUV

Car is clean.. Always

Home owner or condo owner

Probably got 1 kid and it's a girl

You're arrogant

You're entitled

 

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

How the fukk are you doing this?????

Looks like only thing I misjudged was your knowledge of cars.. And that's mainly because nikkas USUALLY just get the SS for the name and looks.

Only my white homies rock with American cars like that...
but I'm impressed





2SS though

...will be even more impressed if it's a 6speed....

 

[Art Barr]

That bytch clean breh. Im a sucker for anything with an SS on it. Silverado, Maro, Monte, shyt I even like those SS Malibus hatchback joints and don't sleep on the SS Cobalt either. Them little shyts can go

That Chevy SS and that new Maro that just dropped tho...

When that EL CAMINO hit,...game over!

Art Barr

 

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

I think I got cha...very worthy effort though, bruh...very impressed by your other analyses...

Aight


You're black... But light skinned no, medium to dark

If you're dark you're a pretty boy far from it, check the username

You're late 20's early 30's 42, ashamed

You can't grow facial hair yep

Probably did time in the military since you're married and shyt is paid for no military, biggest regret

You're a contractor maybe... Maybe real estate. Something where you got to dress nice close, aerospace

You like dressing nice yep

Your wife is foreign.. Probably a baddie

If not, she's college educated and black baddie yes, and 6ft tall!

You frequent the booty shaking clubs... Or you would like to never

You got this on the low low kinda...off lease and it was old considering it was a leased vehicle, so relatively cheap

Credit probably A1 yep

Your wife drives an SUV. Corvette

Car is clean.. Always ABSOLUTELY...can't stand having anything in view if I'm outside looking in other than the sunshade...shyts immaculate inside always

Home owner or condo owner Yep

Probably got 1 kid and it's a girl. No kids

Impressed, still

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I think I got cha...very worthy effort though, bruh...very impressed by your other analyses...




Impressed, still

Yeah breh you were a hard read then. Close with some though

 

[O.T.I.S.]

That bytch clean breh. Im a sucker for anything with an SS on it. Silverado, Maro, Monte, shyt I even like those SS Malibus hatchback joints and don't sleep on the SS Cobalt either. Them little shyts can go

That Chevy SS and that new Maro that just dropped tho...

Yeah my 3rd car was a SS Monte... Loved that shyt, heavy af. Drove like a boat and that power

I really wanna stick with Chevy but they've been pissing me off lately.

They're trying to make their shyt more maintenance heavy and difficult to work on yourself. And then they give you shyt warranties and make it so you have to come to Chevy for a specific part and etc...

Like European cars

 

[JamilALAmin]

When that EL CAMINO hit,...game over!

Art Barr

The el Camino coming back out breh? Whoooooaaaaaaaaa. Game changer

 

[O.T.I.S.]

@Still Ill FC

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

@Still Ill FC

@O.T.I.S. you're the GOAT psychic.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Damn, nothing. All good though.

Nah breh I did yours already

Oh ok... So you were including the Skateboard..

And I'm gonna assume that's a Mercedes. Ok cool.


You're white

If you're not white you're a black hippy nikka

If your not black you're Latino or mixed with soft skin like a baby

You wear skinny jeans

You like nice things but can't afford it. But you do take care of the shyt you do get

You dab in photography

You live above some Asians

You live alone

Decent job and decent pay

You got no side hustle

You don't workout but you're skinny. I never seen a fat nikka on a skateboard

You date weird chicks but the p*ssy be fuego

You have no medical insurance and a ton of bills from falling off your skateboard and cracking shyt

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Bolded is true.

Oh ok... So you were including the Skateboard..

And I'm gonna assume that's a Mercedes. Ok cool.


You're white

If you're not white you're a black hippy nikka

If your not black you're Latino or mixed with soft skin like a baby

You wear skinny jeans. that's all I wear.

You like nice things but can't afford it. But you do take care of the shyt you do get

You dab in photography

You live above some Asians, how did you know?!!!

You live alone

Decent job and decent pay

You got no side hustle

You don't workout but you're skinny. I never seen a fat nikka on a skateboard

You date weird chicks but the p*ssy be fuego

You have no medical insurance and a ton of bills from falling off your skateboard and cracking shyt

Damn. I will never doubt you again. Anytime I disagree with you I'm going to assume I'm wrong. You're very astute.

I love my boards more than my car. I'll let people sit on my car but I won't allow anyone to touch my boards besides me. I have no medical insurance and hella injuries from falling off my boards. I have like almost 3000 dollars worth of medical and credit card bills due to me being injured.

All I attract are weird girls who are kinky. I think it's my look. I get told I'm a blipster. I don't identify as a hipster though. I just like skating and being a skate bum. Why should I buy new shoes when they're going to get worked daily.

I identify as a black hippie nikka. You nailed it. I'm like Kendrick Lamar playing Hendrix's guitar. My job is decent paying. It's not great but it's decent. How the fukk do you know? That's wild B.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Bolded is true.

Damn. I will never doubt you again. Anytime I disagree with you I'm going to assume I'm wrong. You're very astute.

I love my boards more than my car. I'll let people sit on my car but I won't allow anyone to touch my boards besides me. I have no medical insurance and hella injuries from falling off my boards. I have like almost 3000 dollars worth of medical and credit card bills due to me being injured.

All I attract are weird girls who are kinky. I think it's my look. I get told I'm a blipster. I don't identify as a hipster though. I just like skating and being a skate bum. Why should I buy new shoes when they're going to get worked daily.

I identify as a black hippie nikka. You nailed it. I'm like Kendrick Lamar playing Hendrix's guitar. My job is decent paying. It's not great but it's decent. How the fukk do you know? That's wild B.

Idk I kinda been always good at patterns and observing shyt. Even in school my teachers said similar thing

I'm a network administrator too so most of my day is spent troubleshooting problems and to make that easier I notice patterns and keep a mental note so when I see it again I already know what's wrong and what to do.

So with my observing people and my interest in cars (amongst other things) I notice patterns (probably subconsciously) and take mental notes I guess

 

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[O.T.I.S.]

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