Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

[Mr. Manhattan]

I gotta stop fukking around and watch a marathon of this show

 

[Monoblock]

The theory for that was that Kramer was trust fund baby. It was the only thing that made sense at the time. He never had a job and more free time than anybody, never had money on him but had a car and a parking space in NY. If he was really doing favors for Bob Sacomano or the Russian mafia he wouldn't have had time to fukk around with Jerry and the click and he would've dressed much better and probably had tatts. Trust fund baby..final answer.

To add on to this he also bought a big ass hot tubs and installed it in his apartment. He even stole the Merv Griffin set and had it laced with lush furniture and conducted a show. He always knew famous people chilled with them and even got Uma Thurman's number. Became Bett Midler's personal goon and even chilled with Cindy Crawford when George couldn't make the flight b/c the psychic told him not to.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Kramer's parents were low lives though. I suppose he could have been left some money from other relatives but I think it's more likely he was doing side jobs for Bob Sacamano. Remember.. George went through numerous jobs, Jerry was doing gigs, Elaine always had a steady job.. Kramer had enough time throughout the week to put in some work on the black market.

 

[Monoblock]

Kramer's parents were low lives though. I suppose he could have been left some money from other relatives but I think it's more likely he was doing side jobs for Bob Sacamano. Remember.. George went through numerous jobs, Jerry was doing gigs, Elaine always had a steady job.. Kramer had enough time throughout the week to put in some work on the black market.

We never heard from Kramer's father but Babs (his mother) was a known whore and was even down to fukk Newman. Remember Kramer never liked her or spoke to her to begin with probably for being a gold digging whore trying to fleece his old man which is why Kramer is sitting on stacks and probably flipped that money on the Russian black market with his partner Bob Sacomano.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Shout out to this kid for being tired of putting up with Kramer's shyt in karate class, telling him to meet him in a dark alley and getting his goons together to jump Kramer

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Shout out to this kid for being tired of putting up with Kramer's shyt in karate class, telling him to meet him in a dark alley and getting his goons together to jump Kramer

"There's been a little......change of plans... "

 

[RicanFury]

George is the Ultimate idiot/@sshole.

only Larry David surpasses him and that is because George was based on Larry.

nikka George was the real star of that show. greatest tv character of ALL fukkING TIME BABY!

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

She gets sexier as she ages somehow

Her first movie was Troll, shyts on Netflix.

She been bad for like 3 decades

 

[Rick Roller 10]

 

[Monoblock]

Elaine still looks amazing

 

[$$$HotBoyRonald$$$]

IRL Elaine(Julia Lous-Dreyfus) a billionare as well ...whoever wifed her up a lucky SOB

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/julia-louis-dreyfus-net-worth/

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

 

[Roman Brady]

Oh.
I was gonna say...Joe DeVola was who I came in to say...

I might put Brody at #2

SEINFELD GULLY NUCCA POWER RANKINGS

1. Joe DaVola

@ it taking this long for someone to bring him up

 

[NV-ME]

anyone mention fdr? his ice ball game was mean

 

[BAMBA]

Someone who has never seen this show must be reading the shyt these characters did like

Only crew that can compete with this level of scumbaggery is those "Always Sunny" goons.