Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

[choc_cardigan]

You dont even know what a write off is

That's one of my favorite quotes

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Bania smashed Jerry's ex and also put hands on Elaine's boyfriend Simon to get his suit back.


Jerry's friend Phil, dude was on his trying to smash or get dome from Elaine one way or another

Bro that storyline was crazy, dude just whips it out in the car like "yeah this is happening"

 

[OfTheCross]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

my favorite tv character

 

[DropTopDoc]

Elaine was a villain, always using people, react crazy when she didn’t get her way, always pushing Jerry and them, hate on George all the time, always complaining, only time she slightly got a come uppance was when she was dancing at the party, and the chick that didn’t move her arms

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Elaine was a villain, always using people, react crazy when she didn’t get her way, always pushing Jerry and them, hate on George all the time, always complaining, only time she slightly got a come uppance was when she was dancing at the party, and the chick that didn’t move her arms

• She shot the fair one with Frank Costanza
• She went all the way into a Burmese jungle to get mr. pitt to sign an expense report
• She bullied David puddy into staying with her, borderline spousal abuse
• She hoarded birth control like a sex addict

Elaine is a savage

 

[TheSuperkick!]

@DropTopDoc oh most definitely, Elaine was the WORST! She just couldn't stand for others to be happy.

George's marriage, his hair piece, her boss's million dollar cake, the guy who hired his own daughters, the unvitation spite...

 

[DropTopDoc]

@DropTopDoc oh most definitely, Elaine was the WORST! She just couldn't stand for others to be happy.

George's marriage, his hair piece, her boss's million dollar cake, the guy who hired his own daughters, the unvitation spite...

The fukkin worse

 

[DropTopDoc]

• She shot the fair one with Frank Costanza
• She went all the way into a Burmese jungle to get mr. pitt to sign an expense report
• She bullied David puddy into staying with her, borderline spousal abuse
• She hoarded birth control like a sex addict

Elaine is a savage

All her shyt is always about her, for her personal gain and she’s a shyt friend, and bizzaro Seinfeld friends showed her that she wasn’t shyt

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

All her shyt is always about her, for her personal gain and she’s a shyt friend, and bizzaro Seinfeld friends showed her that she wasn’t shyt

Straight up breh....the bizzaro crew were actually morally sound rational people...and she did not belong with them

 

[DropTopDoc]

Straight up breh....the bizzaro crew were actually morally sound rational people...and she did not belong with them

She couldn’t push them around, she couldn’t just pop up, and when she hit bizzaro George they was like tf you doing

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

She couldn’t push them around, she couldn’t just pop up, and when she hit bizzaro George they was like tf you doing

Bro.. All 4 of them are horrible people Lol. The finale lays it all out. Jerry/George/Cosmo/Elaine weren't sh-t.. they was all crazy.. neurotic and 100% self-centered.

 

[DropTopDoc]

Bro.. All 4 of them are horrible people Lol. The finale lays it all out. Jerry/George/Cosmo/Elaine weren't sh-t.. they was all crazy.. neurotic and 100% self-centered.

Nah Elaine was the fukkin worst, and like i said they all got a come uppance

 

[Monoblock]

Nah George is the worst.

-He killed his fiancé by being cheap
- Pushed women and children out of the way and ran out of the burning building first
-Called in a bomb threat at work just to not be found sleeping under his desk
-Almost killed Bubble Boy by fighting him over "Moops"
-Drugged his boss
-Faked a charity
-Faked a disability just to use the good bathroom
-Bought a disabled woman a broken wheelchair to save a few bucks and almost killed her
-He let a serial killer escape.

 

[Monsanto]

As many Ls that George took, I think Mark from Peep Show has him beat.

Boy couldn't win at life, it was destined for him to lose. Even the lights of the apartment exterior line up in the formation of an L.

 

[Monoblock]

As many Ls that George took, I think Mark from Peep Show has him beat.

Boy couldn't win at life, it was destined for him to lose. Even the lights of the apartment exterior line up in the formation of an L.

Mark was just sad. He basically got raped by Sophie and was forced to have a kid that he didn't want b/c all of her options were gone and Jeff was through with her. Jeremy even banged her and at one time she didn't know who the father was. Yea you right Mark is the king of Ls.