Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

[BAMBA]

But why Putty stealing sex moves from Jerry though?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I still wanna fukk Elaine

She gets sexier as she ages somehow

 

[jwinfield]

She gets sexier as she ages somehow

Combine her earlier seasons personality with her later season looks

 

[Taadow]

Outside of joe devola who compares?

Oh.
I was gonna say...Joe DeVola was who I came in to say...

I might put Brody at #2

SEINFELD GULLY NUCCA POWER RANKINGS

1. Joe DaVola
2. Brody
3. The homo thugs who took the Armoire Kramer was watching
4. The russian niccas who put in the bootleg cable
5. Raquel Welch
6. Elaine - Elaine was a gottdamn thug.
7. The baldheaded nicca Kramer kicked it with a couple times
8. Puddy
9. Mickey
10. The Mandelbaums

 

[Taadow]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

* got punked by his homeless gym teacher like he did in gym class year ago
* couldn't stay hard fast enough to get the condom wrapper open
* got zinged in the business meeting...twice
* had his nickname stolen from him, was named "Coco The Monkey"

 

[jwinfield]

Oh.
I was gonna say...Joe DeVola was who I came in to say...

I might put Brody at #2

SEINFELD GULLY NUCCA POWER RANKINGS

1. Joe DaVola
2. Brody
3. The homo thugs who took the Armoire Kramer was watching
4. The russian niccas who put in the bootleg cable
5. Raquel Welch
6. Elaine - Elaine was a gottdamn thug.
7. The baldheaded nicca Kramer kicked it with a couple times
8. Puddy
9. Mickey
10. The Mandelbaums

You talking about dude that tried to take the parking spot the same time as George?

He spent damn near a day arguing with George about a parking spot and he probably shyt himself while in Jerry's trunk because he thought Elaine was going to kill him.

 

[Taadow]

You talking about dude that tried to take the parking spot the same time as George?

He spent damn near a day arguing with George about a parking spot and he probably shyt himself while in Jerry's trunk because he thought Elaine was going to kill him.

Yeah, that exact dude...and that's why he's below Elaine on the list.

For reals, Elaine prolly caught a couple bodies, yo...

 

[jwinfield]

Yeah, that exact dude...and that's why he's below Elaine on the list.

3:30

Called Jerry a phony, then tried to come to his house for a fight party, then bytched out when Jerry called him out on it. Bossed up on Kramer, who backs down from damn near everybody.

5:30

How you a bookie asking people to give you an extension on the money

 

[Kaydigi]

 

[Monoblock]

The more I think about it the more I start to appreciate the finale. They really were scumbags and ruined people's lives and even ended a few. They lucky they only got a year. George was a sociopath, Elaine was a pure thug who literally threw people in the bushes (Kramer), kidnapped dogs, and embezzeled money from her company , Kramer didn't give a fukk and always had a hand in the underworld by associating with shady figures, Jerry was the neat freak coward and borderline narcissist. They deserved way more than one year.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Kramer's old friend Bob Sacamano had all the connects

 

[Methodical]

Jerry got raped too.

 

[Monoblock]

Kramer's old friend Bob Sacamano had all the connects

Not to mention Brody, Mr. HarHarwood, the Russian cable repair guys, the Russian Frogger machine moving guys, Crazy Joe DaVola who he first started associating with, Newman shady, crazy ass, The Soup Nazi, and FDR to name a few. Kramer stayed dabbling with the underworld and eastern european war criminals.

 

[jwinfield]

Kramer stayed dabbling with the underworld and eastern european war criminals.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Look at how she was raised, we already talked about her Pops bytching Jerry into ruining a $200 suede jacket, her uncle worked with Lee Harvey Oswald

• She sat in the Yankees owner seats wearing a Orioles hat and gave security the when they told her to take it off
• Would fukk dudes only if they were sponge worthy, essentially giving dudes interviews to see if they worthy of the puss. Had dudes studying and stuttering.
• Had people thinking she killed Susie
• Doctors didn't want to deal with her
• Ruined George's girl's recital by laughing
• Found out her boyfriend was in a car accident and stopped to get some Jujyfruits before going to the hospital
• Threw George's toupee out the window
• Broke up with Tony after he fell off a cliff because he became ugly
• And you know her sex game is , Jerry begged her to let him smash again, her dirty talking had Jerry, Kramer and George going

It has to be Elaine, here's more

• Put a hit out on the neighbors dog because it was making too much noise
• Dated a Communist and was proud of it, telling everyone
• Tried to steal someone's husband, got Jerry involved so he could make moves on the wife, leaving the husband for her
• Traveled to the jungle to get Petermen to sign off on the the Urban Sumbrero
• Became a janitor so she could get flounder delivered