Thatrogueassdiaz
We're on the blood path now
Ditto
Let me tell yall how this bytch just tried the game
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TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?
I walk around a little edgy already
u lames crack me up
Well, at least you ain't bust out the chips ahoy for this chick.
Being straight up. Her talkin about 7/11 cookies would've made me leave and not come back. I would've went to specialty bakery and got in my feelings with they delicious ass cookies
PhillyBirds215
All Star
fukk with the wrong type of hoes brehs...
So me and this chick runs in the same circle...I've been knowing her for a cpl years now...I ended up getting at her and we've been textin for a few weeks now...tonight she invites me over
So she comes to the door in a tank and some lil pajama shorts, ass pokin p*ssy looking right...I roll up and we go on the back porch and bun 1...so before we even finish the blunt she developed a severe case of the munchies and insinuated that she wants some cookies from 7/11...so I'm like yea because I want some p*ssy
Now as I'm at the door leaving she keeps asking if I'm coming back, I'm like tf do I look like to say I'm coming back and not, if I didn't plan on it you would know...so as I walk out she says be safe text me and all this shyt is weirding me out...in my mind I'm like bytch if u want me to leave just say that
Newho I get th cookies and come back...I'm backed in the driveway, music bumpin...I goes and knocks on the door, just a quiet lil knock...no answer...I knock quietly again...no answer...I can hear the same dvd menu music playing that's been on since I got there...now I hear voices...I call her phone no answer...I stayed at the door for a few min just listening...I hear her again...then I hear a nikka
Oh no, time for me to hit it...this bytch has the audacity to have another nikka come over while I go to the store and she expecting me to come back? She has an ex and I guess they been goin thru it, but shyt if tha nikka was coming all u had to do was say don't come back, instead I was put in a fukked up situation...as I'm driving home I start getting mad because like I said I know this bytchwell enough that I felt comfortable enough to come to her house with no pistol...what if this nikka got mad and answered the door, then I woulda had to potentially murder a nikka because u wanna be a whorebag
Try to fukk bytches, brehs
should of bought her these cookies and left them at the front door for her breh
OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
Least you got some cookie that night....
For real though, why would you not have her go the the store with you?
For real though, why would you not have her go the the store with you?
Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
She has kids.
the true implications of this thread aren't truly being explored though. How fukking low on the totem pole are you if you're getting curved by a broke mother of many.
I grew up smoking an once a day and rarely coming out of pocket. I know what a leech is. I always figured dudes knew I was a bum but just didn't have the courage to say anything.
OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
I'm sorry, I really ain't trying to call you out; but an ounce of day? That don't sounds plausible at all.
Jhoon
Spontaneous Mishaps and Hijinks
I had really great friends.
aXiom
Maximized Potential
This nikkas said fresh pack of chips a hoy.. I'm fukking done.. I don't even know why that shyt funny
Walgreens about to start placing these bytches next to the magnums
Marl0 Stanfield
Yeshua Ben YHWH
So me and this chick runs in the same circle...I've been knowing her for a cpl years now...I ended up getting at her and we've been textin for a few weeks now...tonight she invites me over
So she comes to the door in a tank and some lil pajama shorts, ass pokin p*ssy looking right...I roll up and we go on the back porch and bun 1...so before we even finish the blunt she developed a severe case of the munchies and insinuated that she wants some cookies from 7/11...so I'm like yea because I want some p*ssy
Now as I'm at the door leaving she keeps asking if I'm coming back, I'm like tf do I look like to say I'm coming back and not, if I didn't plan on it you would know...so as I walk out she says be safe text me and all this shyt is weirding me out...in my mind I'm like bytch if u want me to leave just say that
Newho I get th cookies and come back...I'm backed in the driveway, music bumpin...I goes and knocks on the door, just a quiet lil knock...no answer...I knock quietly again...no answer...I can hear the same dvd menu music playing that's been on since I got there...now I hear voices...I call her phone no answer...I stayed at the door for a few min just listening...I hear her again...then I hear a nikka
Oh no, time for me to hit it...this bytch has the audacity to have another nikka come over while I go to the store and she expecting me to come back? She has an ex and I guess they been goin thru it, but shyt if tha nikka was coming all u had to do was say don't come back, instead I was put in a fukked up situation...as I'm driving home I start getting mad because like I said I know this bytchwell enough that I felt comfortable enough to come to her house with no pistol...what if this nikka got mad and answered the door, then I woulda had to potentially murder a nikka because u wanna be a whorebag
Try to fukk bytches, brehs
But wait, why did u text her for a few weeks? Why didn't u just take her out to dinner n a movie n drinks n lay it down oh wait this bytch got kids.
Nga u shoulda brought a Popeye's 12 piece 2 blnts n some molly. Maybe some tequila.
Marl0 Stanfield
Yeshua Ben YHWH
Lmao nevermind disregard my previous p0ast.
Ask me what I'm steppin in, bytch, that's a bag!
