For any of ya'll who work in the corporate world come in here and share your displeasure with these certified nikkas. For all the acclaim they get they really dont work as well as they ought too.
WE DO.
Why is the printer network always fukking up on Friday during the busy period? SAME REASON WHY ACCIDENTS HAPPEN MORE OFTEN DURING RUSH HOUR.
Why does it take 6 of you to finally fix an issue I have with the server/internet? BECAUSE THOSE 6 GUYS ALL HAVE A DIFFERENT AREA OF EXPERTISE AND THAT 1 ISSUE CAN SPILL OVER INTO 2-4 DIFFERENT AREAS.
Why do ya'll helpdesk nikkas put on fuzzy, scratchy ass music when putting me on hold? TO PISS YOU OFF MORE.
Why are you always updating the software? Each time I try to notice what changes have been made and I dont see nann changes.
THE POINT TO UPDATING SOFTWARE IS TO FIX ISSUES USUALLY SO IF YOU NOTICE NO DIFFERENCE THE UPDATE WAS A SUCCESS. MOST OF THE TIME THERE ARE NO CHANGES.
Why is my outlook constanly lagging and keeping messages in my outbox? BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT.
Yes I'm. Ya'll need to get it together before them Indians out in New Dehli catch up and body all ya'll asses for half the salary.
GOOD LUCK TALKING TO THEM.
I have cisco voip, routing and switch certs.
I raped the commerce department with my boy after we upgraded their stone age phone system
Good thing about contract is I can charge crazy amount of money for few weeks of work.
I don't even bat an eye when I charge the Federal government after what they do to my paycheck every week
naw.....i'm exaggerating. i make 75k a year (just got a raise
)
Especially if your spouse/partner pulls in a decent amount.
All the IT guys want to stop by and saunter in my doorway with their jibber jabber and small talk that never ends - and they get offended if you cut the conversation short. My office is really fast paced with lots of time sensitive deadlines, nobody wants to hear nerdisms about the 3 possible theories for why our network may be acting up. Just fix it and let me be.
75k in Houston goes a long way
For any of ya'll who work in the corporate world come in here and share your displeasure with these certified nikkas. For all the acclaim they get they really dont work as well as they ought too.
Why is the printer network always fukking up on Friday during the busy period?
Why does it take 6 of you to finally fix an issue I have with the server/internet?
Why do ya'll helpdesk nikkas put on fuzzy, scratchy ass music when putting me on hold?
Why are you always updating the software? Each time I try to notice what changes have been made and I dont see nann changes.
Why is my outlook constanly lagging and keeping messages in my outbox
Yes I'm
All the IT guys want to stop by and saunter in my doorway with their jibber jabber and small talk that never ends - and they get offended if you cut the conversation short. My office is really fast paced with lots of time sensitive deadlines, nobody wants to hear nerdisms about the 3 possible theories for why our network may be acting up. Just fix it and let me be.
75k in Houston goes a long way
SOMEBODY NEED TO MAKE A "fukk THE END USER" THREAD. I COULD TALK ALL DAY ABOUT THIS.
OLE TALK TO ME 30MINS ABOUT WHY YOUR COMPUTER IS RUNNING SLOWER THAN USUAL WHEN I COULD BE POSTING IN A SIERRA MIST THREAD. fukk THE END USER.
MY PHONE TEXT FROM 2 DAYS AGO
DUMBASS: HEY MY PC WON'T POWER UP.
ME: IS IT PLUGGED IN?
DUMBASS: I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
ME: IS IT PLUGGED IN OR NOT?
DUMBASS: ...
ME: ???????
DUMBASS: I FIXED IT.
ME: 1 STAR NEG REP
DUMBASS: ??????
ME: HAVE A GOOD ONE KIMMY.
DUMBASS: THANKS HON
Gotta love those "I'm smarter than you yet I'm calling you for help" ass people. When I worked helpdesk in college, that was the worst part of the job.
