I'm constipated and i got a whole new respect for Gay nikkas...

[Busted_Toes]

I'm never eating 5 guys again

It still in me..


I just want to be free. Can't go to work tomorrow, i'm too emotionally drained. I just want to walk in nature with a empty colon

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

nikka eat some fiber.

 

[Busted_Toes]

nikka eat some fiber.

if i'm already clogged up, how would eating more help?!!??

 

[YouMadd?]

The words "cream", "squat", "Tight", and "Gay Nikkas" should never be uttered within the same paragraph....

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Ayo what?!

Better have burned down his kitchen right afterwards too

 

[God Of Art]

...........and to think me wearing a ski mask licking and sucking on feet today would be an epic WTF story to tell....this board is full of degenerates

 

[African_brehda]

I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying

So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….

Breh

The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt



I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….

Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.

After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.

Never in my life i felt so violated

And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch

nikkas are putting this information out there willingly. Say it ain’t so



Homie got banned too

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

I don't know about all that gay shyt but as far as actual shytting goes...

You don't know what bowel movement pain is until you have one of those big gruesome stomach aching shyts ya know the kind you dream about never having

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I have always wondered if gay men have an easier time pooping.

 

[2stainz]

whole thread needs like 40 gallons of Lysol sprayed on it

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying

So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….

Breh

The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt



I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….

Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.

After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.

Never in my life i felt so violated

And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch

Brehs sticking spoons up their asses now

 

[TQbrit]

I have always wondered if gay men have an easier time pooping.

yeah much better diet +colon cleansing

 

[DrunkenNovice]

 

[Elle Seven]

An enema can give you the relief you seek immediately.

The premade Fleet ones at the pharmacy work, but the red enema bag kit and warm water can get you in order.

Good luck.

 

[LuuqMaan]

To the mod who got rid of @peppe la pew

This is why I don’t ask for drinks or eat a peoples places. Dude used a spoon, you know