I'm constipated and i got a whole new respect for Gay nikkas...

[Busted_Toes]

Apple cider vinegar a have ya log fly out and all on the seat n up ya back.

i got some. they help constipation??!?

 

[EndDomination]

@EndDomination I have never really been a coffee drinker. How much do you drink a week?

One to two cups a day - I also drink Black tea (English Breakfast, Irish Breakfast, Earl Grey, etc) in the afternoons at times.

The energy boost is nice and it goes with a lot of foods.

If I'm having an evening out with friends or my girlfriend I may have an espresso at the end as a digestif too

 

[the artist known az]

You gonna have a toilet full of blood

 

[boogers]

i really wish i didnt have a ton of experience in this field. OP you have whats known as a fecal impaction. you can either force it out yourself, or end up at the hospital in a week and have a nurse dig it out. take a long warm bath and then pass it OP. the water will soften it up some. youre definitely gonna bust some grapes down there so make sure you get some wet wipes afterwards and consider more fiber in your diet.

i have multiple stories about this subject that are far more disgusting than anything that was posted so far. im not going to share but i feel your pain OP

 

[Dave24]

i really wish i didnt have a ton of experience in this field. OP you have whats known as a fecal impaction. you can either force it out yourself, or end up at the hospital in a week and have a nurse dig it out. take a long warm bath and then pass it OP. the water will soften it up some. youre definitely gonna bust some grapes down there so make sure you get some wet wipes afterwards and consider more fiber in your diet.

i have multiple stories about this subject that are far more disgusting than anything that was posted so far. im not going to share but i feel your pain OP

@boogerwolf now that I think about it is it possible no fap and semen retention can cause or contribute to constipation?

 

[boogers]

@boogerwolf now that I think about it is it possible no fap and semen retention can cause or contribute to constipation?

i really dont wanna discuss sperm with you homie

 

[Alvin]

I’m crying

 

[NastyEscobar]

 

[Busted_Toes]

i really wish i didnt have a ton of experience in this field. OP you have whats known as a fecal impaction. you can either force it out yourself, or end up at the hospital in a week and have a nurse dig it out. take a long warm bath and then pass it OP. the water will soften it up some. youre definitely gonna bust some grapes down there so make sure you get some wet wipes afterwards and consider more fiber in your diet.

i have multiple stories about this subject that are far more disgusting than anything that was posted so far. im not going to share but i feel your pain OP

feels like my anus will explode. this ain't right. i been listening to Gospel music the last 3 hours.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I’ve never ever been constipated....

 

[Kuma the Bear]

‎

 

[Breh Obama]

We’re all really dead and living in Hell.

 

[Strapped]

I took magnesium glycinate...

I ordered some laxatives, they arrive tomorrow morning.

It's called magnesium citrate

 

[Stone Cold]

take some stool softener
stay hydrated (drink some pedialyte)
eat some prunes

preventative -
take acv every night before bed
take some probiotics and fiber everyday for a minute

 

[Yinny]

This thread has me crying