I'm constipated and i got a whole new respect for Gay nikkas...

[Ricky Fontaine]

...........and to think me wearing a ski mask licking and sucking on feet today would be an epic WTF story to tell....this board is full of degenerates

@Buckeye Fever what type of nikkas did you say wear ski masks while smashing?

 

[Strapped]

Drink some damn magnesium citrate & let it go

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying

So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….

Breh

The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt



I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….

Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.

After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.

Never in my life i felt so violated

And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

fakkit ass thread

 

[Busted_Toes]

Drink some damn magnesium citrate & let it go

I took magnesium glycinate...

I ordered some laxatives, they arrive tomorrow morning.

 

[Lambent55]

To people recommending fiber, OPs situtation might be caused by too much fiber.

Fiber adds bulk to your poop, which could possibly lead to OPs situation.

 

[Sir Jebbi]

Watch out for hemorrhoid's..

That shyt will make you suicidal. Imagine sitting on a packed train and your azzhole on fire. Never again.

 

[old pig]

I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying

So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….

Breh

The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt



I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….

Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.

After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.

Never in my life i felt so violated

And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch

it pains to me say, i've been considering this. Found an old afro pick and broke off a tooth and just stared at it for a good 5 minutes, never went through with it. I believe in my intestines.

literally yelled “yo wtf is going on here???” y’all GOT to be fukking trolling

 

[Ozymandeas]

Popeyes and White Castle my boy

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

go to cvs, walgreens or duane reade

He drink this he gonna be making another topic soon crying

 

[UpAndComing]

Drink 3 tablespoons of Castor Oil

Stay near a toilet for the next 2 hours

You're welcome

 

[God Of Art]

@Buckeye Fever what type of nikkas did you say wear ski masks while smashing?

Hey...I wore a bow tie too

 

[50CentStan]

Constipation is no joke.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Apple cider vinegar a have ya log fly out and all on the seat n up ya back.

 

[FluffyEyes]

An enema can give you the relief you seek immediately.

The premade Fleet ones at the pharmacy work, but the red enema bag kit and warm water can get you in order.

Good luck.

Speaking of gay men and Fleet, they use that to clean out their butts before anal sex so it's a good choice for OP.