I'm constipated and i got a whole new respect for Gay nikkas...

[Nature's Fury]

Start taking your fiber supplements breh. If it’s that serious, go cop an enema.

 

[lord canon]

go to cvs, walgreens or duane reade

 

[RehReh]

You managed to make a post that’s somehow both homophobic and extremely anti-Harlem.

Oh Our Father
Who Art In Heaven
Hallowed Butts of Gays
Their Toilets done
Their Will is None
Give them This Day Their daily....

Nah I'm finished

 

[RehReh]

Just drank the Castor Oil. Hopefully it makes the stool softer.

Drank, you only needed a teaspoon

R I P tho, make another thread real quick so this isn't The Coli last living memory of You

 

[CarmelBarbie]

He’s thinking about homosexuals because he’s considering sticking an enema up his ass.

 

[Stone Cold]

The coil reaches new lows every day

 

[ThatTruth777]

OP about to die taking a shyt.

RIP to your butthole

eat some oatmeal next time nicca

 

[weather so breezy]

yyooooooo!! whole post is just

 

[Speaking Womanese]

You need orange juice to stimulate the bowels and break shyt down.

No pun.

 

[Busted_Toes]

I got a Plum.. Found a Plum in the crib. This can work right?!?!

 

[Elim Garak]

Imagine taking a shyt and thinking about gay men. Wtf is wrong with you?

 

[MicIsGod]

What

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[New Jeruz Jewelz]

My only option now is to drink water. Does is soften the stool?

nikka that stool already exists I had this hit me in a 5 Guys bathroom.

 

[peppe]

I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying

So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….

Breh

The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt



I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….

Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.

After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.

Never in my life i felt so violated

And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch