Busted_Toes
Veteran
nikka that stool already existsI had this hit me in a 5 Guys bathroom.
i had a 5 guys burger too.
I'm constipated and i got a whole new respect for Gay nikkas...
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i had a 5 guys burger too.
Never had this problem, but I’m a daily coffee drinker.
Good luck breh.
Good luck breh.
Busted_Toes
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it pains to me say, i've been considering this. Found an old afro pick and broke off a tooth and just stared at it for a good 5 minutes, never went through with it. I believe in my intestines.I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying
So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….
Breh
The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt
I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….
Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.
After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.
Never in my life i felt so violated
And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch
African_brehda
Superstar
That’s why John Travoltas character in Pulp Fiction was usually in the washroom, and even got killed there
I usually go with pregnant women in labor as my comparison to a big shyt but I guess this works too 
Knuckles Red
<3<3<3
Hard stool, and a tight hole. 
skokiaan
African original
this hit me in a 5 Guys bathroom.
You need to hop on that Metamucil train , and fix whatever you’re eating 
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
Was this toilet in Harlem ?
Cryptocurrency Scarface
Coinbased
Op needs a Harlem grade laxative to flush out his bowels and thoughts
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Jesus H. Christ
I died for your sins
Ayooo
*prayers denied*
*prayers denied*
EA
A Pound & A Prayer
I had the same problem last week. The shyt was to big to come out and i was sitting on the toilet at night allmost crying
So i sat there turning to google and quora to find a answer….
Breh
The answer was violate yourself and you’ll be freed. Most of the answers were get a pair of gloves, vaseline and insirt your fingers up your ass and try and break down the shyt
I had neither so i took a spoon and looked at it for 10 min thinking im i really going to stick this up my ass….
Then just closed my eyes and put the small part of the spoon in my ass and started crushing my shyt………… yeah i was fukking dying inside.
After a few min, i pushed and it come out without a problem.
Never in my life i felt so violated
And like you i was like man i respect gay people for taking those up their ass on the daily. Had me almost crying like a little bytch
Ayo what?!
