Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
But what if I don't want kids? What if I just want to be single without kids?
Not interested in having kids. They're fukking money and time sinks. I want to keep as much time and money for myself as possible.
Marriage is of no benefit to a man only to a woman and kids.
Women file the majority of divorces, and get custody of the kids 90 percent of the times while you get visitation rights and her new pedo bf is sleeping over playing tickling games with your seed.
Kids are expensive and will cost you nearly 200k before they are 19.
Majority of the women today are rust buckets with 200k miles on the odometer, offering nothing but stress, loud nagging noises and unreliability.
Get married brehs, be shackled down with a depreciation asset with a 60 percent fail rate
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Some of us are asexual. I have zero intellectual desire to have sex ever again in life. To me sex is just a trap that will eventually land you with either a disease, a child, and or a child support payment.Those dudes are closeted homosexuals.
Look at their leader.
I don't get it
You wouldn't want YOUR kid to be fresh and to get to go places and have things you didn't get a chance to get when you were young?
I'm probably like that cause I seen my Pops working hard and buying me and my sister shyt that he didn't have to when he could have been buying shyt for himself... So now, if my Pops need anything I got him on GP... Me and my sister sent him and his lady on a cruise last year..
Wouldn't you want your kids to grow up and look out for you when you get older and when they are able to appreicate the shyt you did for them?
u want to get married or already married that's cool for u.. but i can be like don cheadle and be with 1 woman all my life without cheating cause i'm older now and don't need different azz all the time..
My boss a white guy told me how he lost his first wife.. he caught her cheating in bed with a co-worker of hers.. they went to court and got the divorce and he said he ended up paying over $200k to her and there daughter.
i'm not getting married just off the bases if i truly love my wife and never cheated and she be the one that cheated and the whole nine i'm the one paying for it come on the court system is a straight fuking joke
I'm 30...single...no kids, but one day I will get married brehs and have a couple kids. Then 10-15-20 years down the line I'll probably get divorced...just based on statistics and we will split time with the kids. Hopefully I'll have a beautiful daughter who will invite her friends over and I'll be the single hot dad and I'll wife up one of my daughters friends and do it all over again brehs
Get married brehs
Son, you fukk prostitutes. You have no value of time or money.
I don't criticize single mothers, I got a beef with serial baby mamas that didn't learn after the first two deadbeats.
If amanboy doesn't want to be a father, there is nothing she can do accept find a better mate next time. Dead beatfatherssperm donors ain't shyt, just like women who have a bunch of kids with with a bunch of different dudes that she's not with.
And I'm not anti-marriage to anyone but myself because I know it ain't for me already, but it works for some people. I'm not going to pretend like it wouldn't be nice to have a kid, but realistically, being a good father means possibly getting married in many cases, so I have to throw that dream in the bushes.
If the condom breaks tho, I ain't running from it, that's ho sh!t..........but I still ain't getting married brehs . She won't be a single mother tho, that's on my life
Then why all the hate for single mothers? Whenever you guys(not you specifically) want to shyt on black women you bring up the single mother stat when all it is, is a result this "get married brehs" movement. If you have kids with a woman and you're not married, she's a single mother. and she's included in that stat. Even if you're in a relationship with her.
Son, you fukk prostitutes. You have no value of time or money.
Son, you fukk prostitutes. You have no value of time or money.
If you get a woman pregnant and don't marry her she would by definition be a single mother.