How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[4North1Side2]

how do you come off as not thirsty because all i do is send a simple "what's up" or " I like what i seen on your profile" hoping it'll go from there and don't get shyt back

These chicks get bombarded by dudes sending simple what's up and how are you doing so now they expect you to say something super witty and clever to catch their attention. It ain't really worth it man. I do much better when chicks hit me up instead of vice versa.

I'll drop some witty openers later in this thread....

 

[EnzoG]

These chicks get bombarded by dudes sending simple what's up and how are you doing so now they expect you to say something super witty and clever to catch their attention. It ain't really worth it man. I do much better when chicks hit me up instead of vice versa.

I'll drop some witty openers later in this thread....

i'll be on the look out

 

[Serious]

i'll be on the look out

what city you in? Let me see if my template still works

 

[EnzoG]

what city you in? Let me see if my template still works

Rock Hill,SC

 

[BillBanneker]

naw I don't do that
no fake names
use real cell #

-I keep spermicidal condoms on deck


that's why it is a #'s games

their egos are inflated on the net due to thirst from dudes
so I don't put in work or hound
I sit on my couch and send template msg
when they respond
I cater my communication to how they act

if I think it is a waste of time I move on

Yeah, it seems like unless your in a large(r) metro area, then its worthless.

 

[4North1Side2]

Wear that cute lil outfit for me Friday night. You bring the looks... I'll bring the fun. Reply back to whatever she says then let her know, your pretty busy so give me your number and here is mine.

Congratulations! This message entitles you to a scintillating conversation, uncontrollable laughter and (1) free drink. Respond now as this offer is only good for a limited time.

Wait a minute I knew you looked familiar….Someone just got BUSTED....Does he know you have a POF profile? For shame..I'll keep it a secret... maybe.

You might not get the number but chicks at least reply.

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

The best way to get p*ssy from online dating is to lie about your income and height

If you make 20000 change it to 200000

If you're 5'9, list yourself at 6'0

Most girls have a filter on guys heights and 6'0 is usually the minimum

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

how do you come off as not thirsty because all i do is send a simple "what's up" or " I like what i seen on your profile" hoping it'll go from there and don't get shyt back

brah

you come off as lazy to them

u cant send a short ass msg and get their attention

they look at it like- this nikka too lazy to even type a full msg

you have to have a balance to capture their attention while not coming off desperate or lames

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Yeah, it seems like unless your in a large(r) metro area, then its worthless.

yeah I lived in Shreveport LA back in 2010 and I swear it was nothing but fat ratchet hoes

I gave up and just hit up churches to meet women
I was also on a military base so I ran thru a lot of Airforce broads


it really depends tho

atleast look at the women on the sites- don't just assume that because it is a small area the quality will be wack

 

[EnzoG]

brah

you come off as lazy to them

u cant send a short ass msg and get their attention

they look at it like- this nikka too lazy to even type a full msg

you have to have a balance to capture their attention while not coming off desperate or lames

what's a proper pick up line then?

 

[Silver Surfer]

Where is the template??...I been on match for like 3 weeks....met 2 broads...t...I always send "How are you".....some bite...some dont...I got this one 26 year old in Decatur...she a lil on the chubby side....but she got a pretty face and a big ass and she an attorney.....I just a need a template

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Rock Hill,SC

what is that close to?

I use to be stationed in Augusta, GA
I had a partna from Sumpter, SC and he put me on some thick ass country hoes

and don't get me started on Columbia

that Fort Jackson p*ssy

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

what's a proper pick up line then?

look back in this thread

I posted a template that I was using

switch it up tho

just use humor to introduce yourself

 

[EnzoG]

what is that close to?

I use to be stationed in Augusta, GA
I had a partna from Sumpter, SC and he put me on some thick ass country hoes

and don't get me started on Columbia

that Fort Jackson p*ssy

I would love to hear about columbia because that's where i'm more close to I'm like an 45mins. to an hour away from columbia

 

[4North1Side2]

sounds like you not getting play and aggy

sucks for you

you are in Chicago correct?
so of course your experience is different from mine
I am in fukking Texas

the quality of women here is eons beyond the ones in your area


I don't have to lie about shyt old man

esp to people who don't even know me on a fukking msg board

im just trying to help dudes out

mafukkas make threads daily about being afraid to talk to women or not getting girls
so I am providing a blue print


it's dudes scamming women out of millions off dating sites
so u telling me getting p*ssy off it is hard


I swear you nikkas are sad

I will pray for you tho


perhaps the issue is that you are a c00n(I remember your SN from you posted some of the most ignorant self hating shyt possible

lol Was this supposed to hurt my feelings?

I have 222 want to meet you on Plenty of Fish.

Over 2,000 mutual attractions on Badoo.

I just joined Tinder and have 40-50 mutual attractions.

Over 300 want to meet on Tagged.com

A few chicks on online forums.

I'm about to join Blackpeoplemeet.com

And this will be my 10th year of being together with my Wife. Life is gravy.