How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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This is my only new smash for 2014 so far. I met her off Plenty of FIsh. We don't talk no more. In the 2nd pic, she's in my office eagerly anticipating a nice huge load. :smile:

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Online dating is very damaging to your ego, if you have an fragile ego. DON'T DO IT! Online dating should be looked at as something you do in your free time when your bored. Also remember this is the Coli, dudes love to lie on their dikks on here. Take everything they say with a grain of salt.

Most of these women, especially on free dating websites like Plenty of Fish, OKCupid, Tinder, etc are nothing more than attention whores. They have no intentions on meeting you, they just want male orbiters to pass time with because they are bored or have new Instagram/Twitter followers.

The women worth meeting are tough to come by. They usually peep these sites for a little bit then ghost.
sounds like you not getting play and aggy:yeshrug:

sucks for you

you are in Chicago correct?
so of course your experience is different from mine
I am in fukking Texas

the quality of women here is eons beyond the ones in your area


I don't have to lie about shyt old man

esp to people who don't even know me on a fukking msg board

im just trying to help dudes out

mafukkas make threads daily about being afraid to talk to women or not getting girls
so I am providing a blue print


it's dudes scamming women out of millions off dating sites
so u telling me getting p*ssy off it is hard:wow:


I swear you nikkas are sad:sadcam:

I will pray for you tho


perhaps the issue is that you are a c00n(I remember your SN from :hamster: you posted some of the most ignorant self hating shyt possible:patrice:
 

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This is my only new smash for 2014 so far. I met her off Plenty of FIsh. We don't talk no more. In the 2nd pic, she's in my office eagerly anticipating a nice huge load. :smile:

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I'm assuming her p*ssy was trash as the reason why you don't talk to this bytch no more
 

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the quality of women here is eons beyond the ones in your area
Not gonna lie when I was missing with online dating( POF and Tagged) the women in LA were :gag: and :scusthov: for the most part. And the ones that were attractive were straight up birds with inflated egos, even though I could break them down. It just didn't seem worth the time and effort to exchange back and forth with these women, when I could easily hit up the club, mall, grocery store etc and come up just as clean....
 

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I'm assuming her p*ssy was trash as the reason why you don't talk to this bytch no more

Nah, the sex was pretty damn good despite her ass being broken at the time (she broke her ass tail bone twerking at the a company christmas party a week or two earlier lol) She is a true squirter, like squirt streams like they do in pornos. It was great and she turned me into a believer because I always believer squirting was piss.

Few reasons we don't fukk no more.

1.I'm married

2.She a white hoodrat and I'm not really attracted to those.... I like my white women stereotypically white. She lived in her parents house along with her son. She got 2 pieced for trying to talk to another woman's boyfriend. Her ex boyfriend would Deboe her truck and beat her ass previously. She would happily show me text messages of her angry ex bf after I was done fukking her which read "You with that nikka right now aren't you? You better not be fukking him! Come pick me up right now!" Which let me know he wasn't the ex... she still with him. Ultimately she looked at me as a challenge, after the the first fukk she kept pestering me with "Do I got you now?" question.

3.She lost interest as well. I lost in a game of Madden and she tried to make me feel better by saying "It's just a game" I kinda flipped out and we haven't spoke since other then me wishing her a happy birthday and she responded with a s "Ty"
 

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Nah, the sex was pretty damn good despite her ass being broken at the time (she broke her ass tail bone twerking at the a company christmas party a week or two earlier lol) She is a true squirter, like squirt streams like they do in pornos. It was great and she turned me into a believer because I always believer squirting was piss.

Few reasons we don't fukk no more.

1.I'm married

2.She a white hoodrat and I'm not really attracted to those.... I like my white women stereotypically white. She lived in her parents house along with her son. She got 2 pieced for trying to talk to another woman's boyfriend. Her ex boyfriend would Deboe her truck and beat her ass previously. She would happily show me text messages of her angry ex bf after I was done fukking her which read "You with that nikka right now aren't you? You better not be fukking him! Come pick me up right now!" Which let me know he wasn't the ex... she still with him. Ultimately she looked at me as a challenge, after the the first fukk she kept pestering me with "Do I got you now?" question.

3.She lost interest as well. I lost in a game of Madden and she tried to make me feel better by saying "It's just a game" I kinda flipped out and we haven't spoke since other then me wishing her a happy birthday and she responded with a s "Ty"
damn seems like you dodged a bullet breh
 

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A while back I seen 2 pof profiles of chics I used to fukk with newborns/babies. @Geoffrey_Chaucer Do you keep your identity and contact information safe from these brawds?


naw I don't do that
no fake names
use real cell #

-I keep spermicidal condoms on deck
Not gonna lie when I was missing with online dating( POF and Tagged) the women in LA were :gag: and :scusthov: for the most part. And the ones that were attractive were straight up birds with inflated egos, even though I could break them down. It just didn't seem worth the time and effort to exchange back and forth with these women, when I could easily hit up the club, mall, grocery store etc and come up just as clean....

that's why it is a #'s games

their egos are inflated on the net due to thirst from dudes
so I don't put in work or hound
I sit on my couch and send template msg
when they respond
I cater my communication to how they act

if I think it is a waste of time I move on
 

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naw I don't do that
no fake names
use real cell #

-I keep spermicidal condoms on deck


that's why it is a #'s games

their egos are inflated on the net due to thirst from dudes
so I don't put in work or hound
I sit on my couch and send template msg
when they respond
I cater my communication to how they act

if I think it is a waste of time I move on
how do you come off as not thirsty because all i do is send a simple "what's up" or " I like what i seen on your profile" hoping it'll go from there and don't get shyt back
 

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how do you come off as not thirsty because all i do is send a simple "what's up" or " I like what i seen on your profile" hoping it'll go from there and don't get shyt back
Idk what to say breh :yeshrug:

Because all that shyt they don't do. I do and they respond back with LoL, and the conversation get started....


Maybe they aint feeling your "pictures"

if I think it is a waste of time I move on
:salute: I can respect that
 
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