How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[MikelArteta]

She has a kid.

Living in a fantasy world.

listening to all b/s females say on their profiles:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=67555193

Hoes is already blowing my pm up....

I purposely say the most unoriginal b/s and get a reply back within seconds...

 

[TheArchitect]

yeah most females get tons of msg
that's why I use templates
and come off funny to stick out

most dudes be on some try to impress shyt and get tossed in the bushes

I never had much success on POF or okcupid...IDK if they just didn't like my pics, or if I wasn't typing the right shyt or what. I may just give it one last try....

was he a civilian or military?

Yeah although Augusta is small I always like being there-

fukking strippers from Babydolls

Yeah, he was military (Army)...I never went to Babydols though....

IDK, I hear AUG's a shythole nowadays from my peeps still there....

 

[Serious]

Mid-March and hopefully I'll be gone...

Otherwise I'm booking one-way ticket to the westside.

fa sho fa sho. Look hit me up around June, if you're cool with teaching... It's $75 an hour part time, but you get bumped up quick to full time if that's what you want....

 

[Serious]

How's race relations in the south, should I be trolling white chicks as well?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I never had much success on POF or okcupid...IDK if they just didn't like my pics, or if I wasn't typing the right shyt or what. I may just give it one last try....



Yeah, he was military (Army)...I never went to Babydols though....

IDK, I hear AUG's a shythole nowadays from my peeps still there....

Yo I might know your father

Augusta is tame
but liveable
I bought a house in Grovetown
and rent it

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it is hit or miss

don't get discouraged
the more pics the better
make sure you face is clearly seen in pics
have some pics in formal wear-
-if all your pics are in casual dress the assume u broke


OKcupid is slow for me
POF is the best for me right now
Match is ok
BPM- is steady for me

 

[MikelArteta]

OK Cupid is the best free site IMO.



Its just mainly white folks though, but their question matching ish works great

 

[Serious]

it is hit or miss

don't get discouraged
the more pics the better
make sure you face is clearly seen in pics
have some pics in formal wear-
-if all your pics are in casual dress the assume u broke


OKcupid is slow for me
POF is the best for me right now
Match is ok
BPM- is steady for me

basically this, here's my profile for anyone looking to take notes...I'm straight on females, so I use this strictly for trolling purposes.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=60884530

I had more pictures but they got deleted

 

[Silver Surfer]

lol Was this supposed to hurt my feelings?

I have 222 want to meet you on Plenty of Fish.

Over 2,000 mutual attractions on Badoo.

I just joined Tinder and have 40-50 mutual attractions.

Over 300 want to meet on Tagged.com

A few chicks on online forums.

I'm about to join Blackpeoplemeet.com

And this will be my 10th year of being together with my Wife. Life is gravy.

Why you got a paper trail around and you married?

 

[MercuryHayes]

warning signs:
-Marilyn Monroe quotes
-Bible verses
-children pics
-no body pics
-posting pics where she is eating
-club pics
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This is me on ok cupid this morning..chick wasn't bad but if she smoked weed and wanted to suck my dikk id say yes..you were right breh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This is me on ok cupid this morning..chick wasn't bad but if she smoked weed and wanted to suck my dikk id say yes..you were right breh

bytch wrote a diatribe

 

[TheArchitect]

Yo I might know your father

Augusta is tame
but liveable
I bought a house in Grovetown
and rent it

------------------------------------------------------------

it is hit or miss

don't get discouraged
the more pics the better
make sure you face is clearly seen in pics
have some pics in formal wear-
-if all your pics are in casual dress the assume u broke


OKcupid is slow for me
POF is the best for me right now
Match is ok
BPM- is steady for me

Hmmm....he left there in like 2002 ( SSG or SFC Jones)

Yeah, I think I'll just post some better pics, along with utilizing everything that has been said in this thread...I'm a bit frustrated, bu tI don't think i'm at the point of just giving up on females yet....

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Hmmm....he left there in like 2002 ( SSG or SFC Jones)

Yeah, I think I'll just post some better pics, along with utilizing everything that has been said in this thread...I'm a bit frustrated, bu tI don't think i'm at the point of just giving up on females yet....

I don't know him then

I do now like 2 SSG Jones and 1 SFC Jones tho they were never at Gordon tho

 

[Serious]

Yeah, I think I'll just post some better pics, along with utilizing everything that has been said in this thread...I'm a bit frustrated, bu tI don't think i'm at the point of just giving up on females yet....

It aint that hard breh, hit me up pm if you need some tips or profile tweaking....

We here to help....

 

[EnzoG]

the girls there are pretty bad( not in a good way)

I'm way too good looking for the women on there....

why you say that

 

[Serious]

why you say that

because I am bro...If these broads saw me in real life, they'd be bending over backwards for my attention. Heck my girl is a dyme(actually 8.5) but she's way finer than anything I come across online...

Now which profile do you want me to troll, because they aren't replying back to your messages...

If they message me with the quickness than somethings up