How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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shyt is hilarious too

I met a chick off BPM and on the 2nd date she came out the blue and told me she was not going to have sex again until she got married--- she was like "if you cant deal with it then we can stop right here":what:

-mind you I did not bring up sex at all

So I told her - good for you and good luck with that but I know that sex is a vital human need and I would never willing fast from it-

lo and behold- less than 2 weeks later I smashed- and she initiated it

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females think they are slick and can trick a nikka to wife them
I just don't give a fukk so I put off the vibe that I can take or leave them
that shyt fukks with their head and the become intrigued
:ohhh::ohhh:
 

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agreed. Ive had good luck with nurses and PTs actually. Very nurturing people, freaks (not afraid of nudity), good job. A little clingy but they've always been pretty loyal and caringr.

This shyt Is Spot On lol
 

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:salute: Fellas

The DMV gots to be one of the best areas for online dating. Silver Spring!! Alexandria, Arlington, Woodbridge!! Greenbelt!!!

You can really eat well online dating, if you have the stomach and patience to digest constant BS. A lot of men get frustrated with the game and repetition. It can wear you out. I just got back online, I'm dealing with like 8 girls right now. Overwhelming!!! 2 new chicks hit me up and I told them the truth, I can't take anymore new chicks. :smh: Some chicks email me 4 or 5 paragraphs daily. Sucks emailing them all back, then beginning the process of exchanging numbers and meeting up in person. I once met 3 girls in one evening after work.

Online dating just give you a wide array of women to chose from. Many you would never come across in person. I actually will say that I've met quite a few really good girls. Even a virgin that I finally broke in and I'm still dating. She's a nurse. I first met her like 3 years ago. Some chicks you meet online, will be down with you forever. That's a great thing. My friends don't know how I do it. I'm so deep in this online dating, sometime I can't remember who I met online or in person.

I don't get the top notch chicks but I rack up on like 6s, 7s and sometimes 8s. You really have to put a little effort into you profile. At least 3 really good pics. With a suit on or at a beach are something. Look and sound successful. When I put I just moved to these kind prestigious tourist area in the DMV. My whole experience change. All the chicks are like "how you like it? me and my coworkers go there for happy hour" They love my area, they know we'll never be bored and will always have a close place to go to.

post some pics of broads u met in the past from the DMV cause when I go on these sites and look at the selections I am extremely unimpressed
 

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My guide....


1. Exaggerate a little - if your height is 5'9 to 5'11 bump to 6 feet, many women in searches make sure a guys height is 6 feet. If you have a bachelors bump it up to a masters, if you make 40k a year put yourself in teh 50-75k bracket if there is a option to.

2. Delete your profile every two weeks, as a new user to keep you on the site, dating sites will put your profile at the top of searches and who's online etc., that is why you get alot of clicks in the first few days, weeks then after that your one of the many men who won't get any, by deleting and creating a profile you will always be in front.

3. Realize most women are whores, have emotional problems, are single moms. Don't expect to find a nice righteous down to earth wifey, most of these women are there for attention, for a quick lay, a sugar daddy, or free dates.

4. Keep your profile short and to the point, the main thing people look at yes even women are pictures, no need to write endless paragraphs describing yourself, be concise.

5. Put up like 3-4 pictures of yourself, make sure to google image your photos so they don't tie to you on some xxx hookup site or your instagram. At least one of the photos should be of you outside doing something so you don't look like a homebody

6. Never compliment a woman on her beauty in a message, most beautiful or even average women are getting the hey sexy, wow what is a beautiful girl doing like you on here, pathetic simp messages. Keep it short and concise, and mention something you see on her page and your in.

7. Never message twice if she doesn't reply who cares, onto the next one, get a template set up and use that and just add the one thing from her page.

8. After like 3 msgs and you think your in, get the number, the kik, the whatsapp, take the messaging of the site!!

7. Don't be fooled by fat girl angles, if all you see is her face and not her full body, ask for her facebook or google image one of her images will probably lead you to a instagram or a twitter where you can view her pictures more in depth.

8. if you live in a big city, switch up your zip code a couple times, you will see more of an array of women.

9. Never believe anything a woman says on her page, whatever she says more than likely it's what she's used to dating. I hate liars, cheaters, and players I want a nice guy = I only dated liars cheaters and players in the past, they hurt me alot so i want a safe nice guy.

10. Interests say you like photography, jazz, documentaries, travelling and enjoy volunteering in your free time.

11. Always put long term or looking for a relationship, women will think your serious and not one of those players on the site


sample profile


Where to start......... umm I sold my soul to school (have my *insert bachelors, masters, doctorate") and now to "insert corporation, fortune 500 company, government" for the time been. I've always been told I'm upfront, confident, monosyllabic with impeccable taste in fashion, music and food.

I love to travel (at 15 countries and counting), read (insert what you like to read), volunteer, and photography.

If you like what you see feel free to send a message ( I don't discriminate).


If I was into internet dating I would use this shyt word for word :wow:
 

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Yo Brehs....Ain't gonna lie man some true gems have been dropped up in this thread.... I'm EATING Buffet style up on POF...don't know what that's like for you American bredrins on the site, but the UK version got me feeling like Jackie & Chris at the massage parlor (Rush Hour scene) :blessed: Shyte is just too easy fam!! Swear down my inbox is full of Wet pum pums begging for the cocky (eventual scenario) & shed load of women (of all assortments) make it easier via that 'MEET ME' feature ( For all you naysayers... see snippets below ) feature.

To be honest the online dating flex is one of the reason why my presence on the forum scene has been rather scarce lately:mjpls:

Due to the nature of my job (a lot of commuting) I tend to hop from city to city a lot every two months or so & POF sets me up real nice in that sense... My gimmick is plain simple:

  • Do a quick 10mile (15-20 if she worth the gas money) radius search of broads within hotel vicinity.
  • Hit em up with something witty (in advance) ...a bit of vocal chit chat ensues (NO long ting) & sexual subliminals thrown righ ton cue....after that build some further attentive rapport before slaying DAT whore Gangnam style:smugfavre:
P.s: Dime ass Single Moms are God sent.. I thank you Based God style :whew:


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^^^^^ Just a few snapshots to show just how easy it is to pull online....so yea on that note hope y'all muffukas are feasting like Deceitful Medieval Lords out there:salute:
 
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How yall dudes pulling chicks is off sites like pof and okcupid what the hell am I doing wrong:ohhh:


Re-read this thread fam & apply some of what has been said in here! I guarantee by the time you done soaked up the knowledge bombs dropped, you gonna be pressing 2-3 tings a month at least:takedat:
 

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Yo Brehs....Ain't gonna lie man some true gems have been dropped up in this thread.... I'm EATING Buffet style up on POF...don't know what that's like for you American bredrins on the site, but the UK version got me feeling like Jackie & Chris at the massage parlor (Rush Hour scene) :blessed: Shyte is just too easy fam!! Swear down my inbox is full of Wet pum pums begging for the cocky (eventual scenario) & shed load of women (of all assortments) make it easier via that 'MEET ME' feature ( For all you naysayers... see snippets below ) feature.

To be honest the online dating flex is one of the reason why my presence on the forum scene has been rather scarce lately:mjpls:

Due to the nature of my job (a lot of commuting) I tend to hop from city to city a lot every two months or so & POF sets me up real nice in that sense... My gimmick is plain simple:

  • Do a quick 10mile (15-20 if she worth the gas money) radius search of broads within hotel vicinity.
  • Hit em up with something witty (in advance) ...a bit of vocal chit chat ensues (NO long ting) & sexual subliminals thrown righ ton cue....after that build some further attentive rapport before slaying DAT whore Gangnam style:smugfavre:
P.s: Dime ass Single Moms are God sent.. I thank you Based God style :whew:


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^^^^^ Just a few snapshots to show just how easy it is to pull online....so yea on that note hope y'all muffukas are feasting like Deceitful Medieval Lords out there:salute:
This boy eating :dead:
 

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the thing you have to remember is these broads get beaucoup msgs- even the ugly ones

so it i a numbers game and roll of the dice


thats why i never invest enough time or interest to really hold convos like that


if i cant get her # after 4 msgs then i leave her alone
once i get her #-- i allow texting short msgs for a week and a few calls- then if she aint ready to meet i move on


alot of these broads just play around and want a nikka to beg and play with their ass
fukk that shyt


hell im sending template msgs right now:ehh:



some weeks it is like shooting fish in a barrel and others it is a drought
but the colder it gets the lonelier they become:shaq:

:deadmanny: but this shyt sounds like a job
 

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Online dating is very damaging to your ego, if you have an fragile ego. DON'T DO IT! Online dating should be looked at as something you do in your free time when your bored. Also remember this is the Coli, dudes love to lie on their dikks on here. Take everything they say with a grain of salt.

Most of these women, especially on free dating websites like Plenty of Fish, OKCupid, Tinder, etc are nothing more than attention whores. They have no intentions on meeting you, they just want male orbiters to pass time with because they are bored or have new Instagram/Twitter followers.

The women worth meeting are tough to come by. They usually peep these sites for a little bit then ghost.
 

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let's solve this shyt right here how about one of the "experts" screenshot a convo. of a chick they've smashed on one of these dating sites :lupe:
 

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let's solve this shyt right here how about one of the "experts" screenshot a convo. of a chick they've smashed on one of these dating sites :lupe:

I have pictures and videos of women I smashed from a couple dating websites.

:steviej:

To be honest they are plain or ugly for the most part but they treat me so well.
 
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