How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Cadillac]

thought this thread was gonna be how to delete them. Because I want to delete mine.

the bytches i matched up with our okay. But damn they are lame. so im done

 

[TDUBB]

Great thread.... Has anyone actually tried calling these chicks? Or do you straight up ask them out through text messages?

If the girls is writing long texts I just ask them out through texts (I already know shes into me its obvious).

But if the girls is leaving few words here and there with very lack of interest (then i dunno, feels like im wasting my time on her.) I'm thinking about leaving voice messages or cold calling. I dunno if they will pickup but fukk it as this point.

 

[TDUBB]

Find a ultra luxury car and take a pic in front of it, make it your profile pic.

Nah heard that doesn't work to well, makes you look conceited.

check this:



Honestly its 90% all looks and racial preference. Thats about it.

 

[TDUBB]

POF hoe flaked on me yesterday I just knew I was gon get my jimmy wet

fukk POF place is a total waste of time. Don't bother. Just stick to Tinder.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Got a random Dap off this

Memories

 

[Big Simpin Losing Cheese]

Upped

 

[Savvir]

Be 6'5 and attractive

Spend 10 minutes taking a selfies of yourself eating in your office. A random Facebook photo of you with your kids. And a quick snap of you standing in the office bathroom after washing your hands to show height/fitness

Type up an arrogant and goofy description

Eat regularly. Especially with foreign broads visiting LA

 

[drederick tatum]

Oh shyt, you're Chaucer?? So much shyt makes sense now. Props