How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

Sonic Boom of the South

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane
I would love to hear about columbia:russ: because that's where i'm more close to I'm like an 45mins. to an hour away from columbia

Son Fort fukking Jackson got all the hoes

it is a training base
-mad female soldiers based there temp- so they come there and get wild and go back home- like Vegas

u need to be there weekly
lol Was this supposed to hurt my feelings?

I have 222 want to meet you on Plenty of Fish.

Over 2,000 mutual attractions on Badoo.

I just joined Tinder and have 40-50 mutual attractions.

Over 300 want to meet on Tagged.com

I'm about to join Blackpeoplemeet.com

And this will be my 10th year of being together with my Wife. Life is gravy.

so basically you just contradicted everything you posted before:bryan:

fukking hilarious

and you married to
and bragging bout fukking net hoes:bryan:


funny how u didn't refute being a c00n tho:bryan:



fukking sad:lolbron:
 

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Son Fort fukking Jackson got all the hoes

it is a training base
-mad female soldiers based there temp- so they come there and get wild and go back home- like Vegas

u need to be there weekly


so basically you just contradicted everything you posted before:bryan:

fukking hilarious

and you married to
and bragging bout fukking net hoes:bryan:


funny how u didn't refute being a c00n tho:bryan:



fukking sad:lolbron:

No amount of smilies can hide the pain your feeling after reading my post. You really thought you was doing something over there.
 

Sonic Boom of the South

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane
No amount of smilies can hide the pain your feeling after reading my post. You really thought you was doing something over there.

I bet you sucked your teeth and snapped your finger typing that :wrist:


maybe I can get your pretend wife to wipe my tears:ohhh:
 

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yeah I lived in Shreveport LA back in 2010 and I swear it was nothing but fat ratchet hoes

I gave up and just hit up churches to meet women
I was also on a military base so I ran thru a lot of Airforce broads


it really depends tho

atleast look at the women on the sites- don't just assume that because it is a small area the quality will be wack

shyt is real:russ:
Knew this one white chick that did pof, said she got 300 messages in the first week (and she ain't even that fine). I don't think even He-Man has the power to fight through that kind of thirst:wow:
 

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i must be getting old cause as far as i know only nerdy cacs do that online dating thing...something about joining a site to met females just epitomizes lameness to me.
 

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what is that close to?

I use to be stationed in Augusta, GA
I had a partna from Sumpter, SC and he put me on some thick ass country hoes

and don't get me started on Columbia :whew:

that Fort Jackson p*ssy:noah:
Holy shyt, I lived there for years....my stepfather was stationed there as well. He worked in the Signal Towers.....
 

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane
shyt is real:russ:
Knew this one white chick that did pof, said she got 300 messages in the first week (and she ain't even that fine). I don't think even He-Man has the power to fight through that kind of thirst:wow:
yeah most females get tons of msg
that's why I use templates
and come off funny to stick out

most dudes be on some try to impress shyt and get tossed in the bushes
Holy shyt, I lived there for years....my stepfather was stationed there as well. He worked in the Signal Towers.....
was he a civilian or military?

Yeah although Augusta is small I always like being there-

fukking strippers from Babydolls:ohlawd:
 

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:dead: listening to all b/s females say on their profiles:
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http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=67555193

Hoes is already blowing my pm up....

I purposely say the most unoriginal b/s and get a reply back within seconds...
 

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I already gave the template.

Stop wasting paragraphs and cheesy funny messages to women.

If they find you attractive you can say Hi, and they will reply.


While your writing that ,
Hey nice profile, saw your interested in rap as well what's your favorite artist.

Some breh is just saying nice ass and getting a lol thanks im Sarah my bbm is .


Stop with the corny msgs and long drawnout ish.
 
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