How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Mass]

you cant just jump to sex like that

you have to play defense not offense
you have to go off the vibe she gives you


some females are after sex just like dudes but don't want to feel like a hoe so she wants to be finessed
others really are looking for a relationship but can be motivated to accept something less

YOU CANT USE TEMPLATES TO COMMUNICATE AFTER YOU GET HER TO REPLY ON THE SITE-

templates are only for introduction on the site

you have to cater communication to the specific woman


**also, if you looking to smash with the most ease- join Fling.com

This nikkas Dropping KNOWLEDGE.


It AggravateS Me How Corny Women Are But If You Tryna fukk, You Gotta Play By The Rules....

Sadly, You Have To Let Them Wall Themselves Onto Your Dikk.

bytches Preach All This Queen bullshyt, Let Them Talk It, Fukk Em, And Then Watch They Whole Vibe Change Up. It's Hilarious Actually.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This nikkas Dropping KNOWLEDGE.


It AggravateS Me How Corny Women Are But If You Tryna fukk, You Gotta Play By The Rules....

Sadly, You Have To Let Them Wall Themselves Onto Your Dikk.

bytches Preach All This Queen bullshyt, Let Them Talk It, Fukk Em, And Then Watch They Whole Vibe Change Up. It's Hilarious Actually.

shyt is hilarious too

I met a chick off BPM and on the 2nd date she came out the blue and told me she was not going to have sex again until she got married--- she was like "if you cant deal with it then we can stop right here"

-mind you I did not bring up sex at all

So I told her - good for you and good luck with that but I know that sex is a vital human need and I would never willing fast from it-

lo and behold- less than 2 weeks later I smashed- and she initiated it

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females think they are slick and can trick a nikka to wife them
I just don't give a fukk so I put off the vibe that I can take or leave them
that shyt fukks with their head and the become intrigued

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

double

 

[Mass]

shyt is hilarious too

I met a chick off BPM and on the 2nd date she came out the blue and told me she was not going to have sex again until she got married--- she was like "if you cant deal with it then we can stop right here"

-mind you I did not bring up sex at all

So I told her - good for you and good luck with that but I know that sex is a vital human need and I would never willing fast from it-

lo and behold- less than 2 weeks later I smashed- and she initiated it

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females think they are slick and can trick a nikka to wife them
I just don't give a fukk so I put off the vibe that I can take or leave them
that shyt fukks with their head and the become intrigued

I Uh..... Don't Do That ....
I Lead Them On... And Let Them Walk Into It, Then After The deed I'm Like "I Never Said Anything About A Relationship".


aAm I A Scumbag?

 

[O.G.B]

Yall nikkas really out here inviting hos you dont know over to your crib??

Exactly! Some of these bytches are just plain scandalous and can't be trusted (until proven otherwise). One way I screen these hoes beforehand is by utilizing hotels to smash a few times before they can come to my house or I chill at her place.

 

[O.G.B]

ain't nobody listening to that bullshyt

 

[brickfare]

this nikka @Geoffrey_Chaucer is hilarious

seriously, i don't know whether to be entertained or enlightened or both

to all those who dropped knowledge here

 

[Serious]

join Fling.com

what has been seen, can not be unseen

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

what has been seen, can not be unseen

son 1st time I joined fling

a bytch hit me up within 15 mins
I was still setting up my profile
I didn't even have a pic up yet

asked me to come thru to fukk
and within 2 hrs I was in them guts



I was nervous tho- cause I thought it was a set up to get robbed
so I straight up had a pistol in my hand covered up by a small backpack as I rang her bell



but yeah fling is filled with big nasty bytches so u have to fish out a decent one

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

fukk online dating...I pull better looking girls in person. Those online females are gassed the fukk up and think they deserve better than what they really do, that's why you see em with profiles on multiple sites and on those websites forever.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

fukk online dating...I pull better looking girls in person. Those online females are gassed the fukk up and think they deserve better than what they really do, that's why you see em with profiles on multiple sites and on those websites forever.

that is true
but I play the numbers game so it is no waste of time to me

matta fact im sending template msg right now

 

[Serious]

but yeah fling is filled with big nasty bytches so u have to fish out a decent one

Lost me here....I take pride in the girls I slice


Quality >> Quantity

fukk online dating...I pull better looking girls in person. Those online females are gassed the fukk up and think they deserve better than what they really do, that's why you see em with profiles on multiple sites and on those websites forever.

I'm saying...

Real talk though, these coli smilies have been helping me through text messages

 

[DaddyTime]

I'm not on any dating sites but you hit the nail on the head with the Marilyn Monroe quotes. Them broads aint nothin' but trouble

YES. Never even had to mess with one, but its always the ones who try to come off as confident, have the most insecurities, and justify their jumping from relationship to relationship with Marilyn quotes...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Lost me here....I take pride in the girls I slice


Quality >> Quantity



I'm saying...

Real talk though, these coli smilies have been helping me through text messages

Variety over all

I have my top notch quality ones


-mid range jumper ones


-only hit the drive thru ones

-only come after 1am ones

 

[RAX 010]

My show tonight is on online dating. You guys should tune in

where can we listen?

nevermind found your fb