How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[itsyoung!!]

My guide....


1. Exaggerate a little - if your height is 5'9 to 5'11 bump to 6 feet, many women in searches make sure a guys height is 6 feet. If you have a bachelors bump it up to a masters, if you make 40k a year put yourself in teh 50-75k bracket if there is a option to.

2. Delete your profile every two weeks, as a new user to keep you on the site, dating sites will put your profile at the top of searches and who's online etc., that is why you get alot of clicks in the first few days, weeks then after that your one of the many men who won't get any, by deleting and creating a profile you will always be in front.

3. Realize most women are whores, have emotional problems, are single moms. Don't expect to find a nice righteous down to earth wifey, most of these women are there for attention, for a quick lay, a sugar daddy, or free dates.

4. Keep your profile short and to the point, the main thing people look at yes even women are pictures, no need to write endless paragraphs describing yourself, be concise.

5. Put up like 3-4 pictures of yourself, make sure to google image your photos so they don't tie to you on some xxx hookup site or your instagram. At least one of the photos should be of you outside doing something so you don't look like a homebody

6. Never compliment a woman on her beauty in a message, most beautiful or even average women are getting the hey sexy, wow what is a beautiful girl doing like you on here, pathetic simp messages. Keep it short and concise, and mention something you see on her page and your in.

7. Never message twice if she doesn't reply who cares, onto the next one, get a template set up and use that and just add the one thing from her page.

8. After like 3 msgs and you think your in, get the number, the kik, the whatsapp, take the messaging of the site!!

7. Don't be fooled by fat girl angles, if all you see is her face and not her full body, ask for her facebook or google image one of her images will probably lead you to a instagram or a twitter where you can view her pictures more in depth.

8. if you live in a big city, switch up your zip code a couple times, you will see more of an array of women.

9. Never believe anything a woman says on her page, whatever she says more than likely it's what she's used to dating. I hate liars, cheaters, and players I want a nice guy = I only dated liars cheaters and players in the past, they hurt me alot so i want a safe nice guy.

10. Interests say you like photography, jazz, documentaries, travelling and enjoy volunteering in your free time.

11. Always put long term or looking for a relationship, women will think your serious and not one of those players on the site


sample profile


Where to start......... umm I sold my soul to school (have my *insert bachelors, masters, doctorate") and now to "insert corporation, fortune 500 company, government" for the time been. I've always been told I'm upfront, confident, monosyllabic with impeccable taste in fashion, music and food.

I love to travel (at 15 countries and counting), read (insert what you like to read), volunteer, and photography.

If you like what you see feel free to send a message ( I don't discriminate).

Take dating advice from someone with 40k posts on one forum in 1 1/2 years brehs

 

[L&HH]

Don't you hate when I chick wants your initial email to be a paragraph?


It's BS, but if you do come up with an initial 1st email template and just add a quick question about something in her profile.



I usually copy some white girl nerdy azz profile personal paragraph as my own. One time I pull a bad Blasian teacher of some elite gifted arts school. See said she was impressed by my grammar.


Women a so simple. You just have to find they are attracted to.

 

[L&HH]

With some chicks I used to just message Jayz or Nas? It worked at a decent clip.

I once hit a white chick up faking like I thought she was Hope Solo, kind of looked like her. Chick didnt even know who she was. I've never pulled the trigger and met these chicks though I usually get bored after a couple messages. The ones whose numbers I did manage to get, I get bored of after a couple texts

 

[The Jewnited States]

lol

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

With some chicks I used to just message Jayz or Nas? It worked at a decent clip.

I once hit a white chick up faking like I thought she was Hope Solo, kind of looked like her. Chick didnt even know who she was. I've never pulled the trigger and met these chicks though I usually get bored after a couple messages. The ones whose numbers I did manage to get, I get bored of after a couple texts

the thing you have to remember is these broads get beaucoup msgs- even the ugly ones

so it i a numbers game and roll of the dice


thats why i never invest enough time or interest to really hold convos like that


if i cant get her # after 4 msgs then i leave her alone
once i get her #-- i allow texting short msgs for a week and a few calls- then if she aint ready to meet i move on


alot of these broads just play around and want a nikka to beg and play with their ass
fukk that shyt


hell im sending template msgs right now



some weeks it is like shooting fish in a barrel and others it is a drought
but the colder it gets the lonelier they become

 

[MekaCatt]

My name is ******. I checked out your profile and def would like to get to know you. I am not from Texas and don't know many people here. I been in Afghanistan over the past 2 yrs and got back in June. If you are interested in mugging old people in Walmart parking lots, punt kicking cute puppies off an overpass into oncoming tracffic or committing armed robbery of ethnic owned liquor stores nude; I'm your man.

Wow, that's pretty good. I would have responded to that

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Wow, that's pretty good. I would have responded to that

you still can

pm me and let's get to know each other

 

[MekaCatt]

you still can

pm me and let's get to know each other

Not now that I know you're full of shyt

 

[Just like bruddas]

Take dating advice from someone with 40k posts on one forum in 1 1/2 years brehs

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Not now that I know you're full of shyt

you must understand miss, I am a man who returned from a warzone where I was celibate and lonely
i now live in a state where I am not from and dont know many people
i am just doing my best to acclimate back into society and in the mean time I lay with women looking for companionship, praying that oneday I will find my true love

give your soul, heart and flesh the opportunity to receive the passion, encouragement, and enjoyment they deserve





pm me

 

[AJtheOne]

this nikka @Geoffrey_Chaucer is hilarious

 

[Tommy Knocks]

post pictures of you on vacation some where exotic, heck it doesn't even have to be abroad, even Cali, South Beach or NY will impress some of these broads, you come off as an interesting active status person. those pictures usually say alot to women. Post that, sit back and you'll get a handful of quality seekers off top, if you're good looking you wont even have to initiate ever.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

post pictures of you on vacation some where exotic, heck it doesn't even have to be abroad, even Cali, South Beach or NY will impress some of these broads, you come off as an interesting active status person. those pictures usually say alot to women. Post that, sit back and you'll get a handful of quality seekers off top, if you're good looking you wont even have to initiate ever.

true

cause broads that took one lil cruise try to stunt and list every lil place she been to

so if you can flex on them about travel they are blown

 

[Xtraz2]

Why not fukk with white nurses?

they tha biggest freaks to ever exist

 

[Xtraz2]

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