How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Xtraz2]

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[Tommy Knocks]

Why not fucj with white nurses?

they tha biggest freaks to ever exist

agreed. Ive had good luck with nurses and PTs actually. Very nurturing people, freaks (not afraid of nudity), good job. A little clingy but they've always been pretty loyal and caring. I hate to identify people by their careers but I think it takes a special type of person to work the medical field.

unless of course you talking about CNAs, basically the folks that just make the hospital beds and takes your weight, them broads are just secretaries in nurse gear.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Why not fucj with white nurses?

they tha biggest freaks to ever exist

you want yo family detailing your murder for the ID channel to exploit?


You want ya mama crying to Tamron Hall while brushing off your grave




i have had ordeals with WHITE RN's that I can't speak of

 

[Xtraz2]

agreed. Ive had good luck with nurses and PTs actually. Very nurturing people, freaks (not afraid of nudity), good job. A little clingy but they've always been pretty loyal and caring. I hate to identify people by their careers but I think it takes a special type of person to work the medical field.

unless of course you talking about CNAs, basically the folks that just make the hospital beds and takes your weight, them broads are just secretaries in nurse gear.

Them CNAs is ratchetts, fukk em and toss em

But them RNs got bread bytches clearing over a 100 racks a year, have a nikka eatin good

 

[Tikal]

I've never even consider the online dating thing but the gems dropped in here got me like

I'm saying though, some these posts got me contemplating taking that step

 

[ThugLife]

i diversify my p*ssy quota

nex i will tell you how to eat off church women

How can I eat off dem futanaris doe

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

so we taking online dating seriously now? that shyt was meant just for trolling

way easier to smash a random chick in person (bus stop, book store, grocery store, etc) than online

actually, take the most stuck up whore on a free dating site and run into her waiting at the bus stop, u would have her eating out of your palm

something about being behind a computer makes them bold as a muthaphuck

 

[Serious]

so we taking online dating seriously now? that shyt was meant just for trolling

way easier to smash a random chick in person (bus stop, book store, grocery store, etc) than online

actually, take the most stuck up whore on a free dating site and run into her waiting at the bus stop, u would have her eating out of your palm

something about being behind a computer makes them bold as a muthaphuck

A lot of conversations happen online, that wouldn't occur organically in real life though...Especially if broads are creeping on the DL

 

[RAX 010]

so here is a general question that we all probably need brushing up on...but yea i been in a relationship for a few years and now im rusty as hell

but when u just got the digits and yall texting...whats a good template to take the convo sexual...without scaring a broad off?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

so here is a general question that we all probably need brushing up on...but yea i been in a relationship for a few years and now im rusty as hell

but when u just got the digits and yall texting...whats a good template to take the convo sexual...without scaring a broad off?

you cant just jump to sex like that

you have to play defense not offense
you have to go off the vibe she gives you


some females are after sex just like dudes but don't want to feel like a hoe so she wants to be finessed
others really are looking for a relationship but can be motivated to accept something less

YOU CANT USE TEMPLATES TO COMMUNICATE AFTER YOU GET HER TO REPLY ON THE SITE-

templates are only for introduction on the site

you have to cater communication to the specific woman


**also, if you looking to smash with the most ease- join Fling.com

 

[Dwolf]

EDIT*

I stated before not to use free sites---BUT-- I jumped on POF and eating well on a free site


2nd: do not have photos where you are shirtless, infront of your car or home(tying to stunt)
--women look at that as a sign that you are conceited and feel that if she contacted you it would be a sign that she is a ratchet golddigger
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Pay attention to the tone of the female's description of herself:

alot of females come off angry and let you know how they are bitter
some lowkey try to brag about their lil accomplishments

you dont want to holla at those types

If you see the phrase: Equally Yoked, keep it moving
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make your greeting humorous and light hearted

- dont come off desperate or too serious




If a female list that she is a teacher, hit her up ASAP

it may be wrong to stereotype but teachers are usually sexually frustrated freaks and alcoholics

im eating well off 2 teachers currently


Dont contact females who have hypocritical things on her page:

ie, she has 3 kids but states that she doesnt date men with kids(even if you dont have kids you dont want to deal with her) trust me

or

if she is 5'2 and states she only dates men 6' or taller
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Don't contact any white female nurses

just take my word for it--

It is best to contact females that are new to the area
- I try not to contact females that are from Dallas
- out of state females are usually cool and laid back and more open to things

If you are willing to date a single mother- dont date any that have pictures of their child on their profile:

What kinda person puts up pics of their child for strangers to see?
her mind is fukked up brah
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warning signs:
-Marilyn Monroe quotes
-Bible verses
-children pics
-no body pics
-posting pics where she is eating
-club pics
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***Had to addd: Alot of females get online profiles when they are horny before their period is about to come on and just want to meet someone to smash quick then they delete their profile



Currently: Match.com is working best for me
has the most laid back black females and non-fat white broads that want nikkas

I also use blackpeoplemeet but has more ratchet broads

and if you in a slump- Fling.com but beware there are females that will get akickdoor pulled on ya ass

 

[RAX 010]

you cant just jump to sex like that

you have to play defense not offense
you have to go off the vibe she gives you


some females are after sex just like dudes but don't want to feel like a hoe so she wants to be finessed
others really are looking for a relationship but can be motivated to accept something less

YOU CANT USE TEMPLATES TO COMMUNICATE AFTER YOU GET HER TO REPLY ON THE SITE-

templates are only for introduction on the site

you have to cater communication to the specific woman


**also, if you looking to smash with the most ease- join Fling.com

no doubt breh ...preciate ya....

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

My show tonight is on online dating. You guys should tune in

 

[↓R↑LYB]

My show tonight is on online dating. You guys should tune in

ain't nobody listening to that bullshyt

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

ain't nobody listening to that bullshyt

Why not?