How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Swirv]

I like online bagging because i can be buttnaked and penniless in bed & still able to scoop a chic. You dont have to spend money, its free p*ssy if u play your cards right. My tip dont have more than one profile active at a time. Keep your exposure low.

 

[MidwestD]

I'm not on any dating sites but you hit the nail on the head with the Marilyn Monroe quotes. Them broads aint nothin' but trouble

The ones that got that quote "if u can't handle me at my worst, u don't deserve me at my best" on they pages are

 

[Michael's Black Son]

I've never even consider the online dating thing but the gems dropped in here got me like

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I've never even consider the online dating thing but the gems dropped in here got me like

just remember it is a numbers game

and

create a template---fukk trying to individually respond to every broad
but have a creative and humorous one

 

[MikelArteta]

just remember it is a numbers game

and

create a template---fukk trying to individually respond to every broad
but have a creative and humorous one

what message template do you use?

i always used the

"Nice profile, always nice to see women interested in "insert some random crap she wrote on her page".

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

what message template do you use?

Spoiler

My name is ******. I checked out your profile and def would like to get to know you. I am not from Texas and don't know many people here. I been in Afghanistan over the past 2 yrs and got back in June. If you are interested in mugging old people in Walmart parking lots, punt kicking cute puppies off an overpass into oncoming traffic or committing armed robbery of ethnic owned liquor stores nude; I'm your man.

 

[MikelArteta]

My name is ******. I checked out your profile and def would like to get to know you. I am not from Texas and don't know many people here. I been in Afghanistan over the past 2 yrs and got back in June. If you are interested in mugging old people in Walmart parking lots, punt kicking cute puppies off an overpass into oncoming tracffic or committing armed robbery of ethnic owned liquor stores nude; I'm your man.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

I don't even know what yoked means breh. cept when i yoke a nikka up and beat his ass.

 

[AZBeauty]

My name is ******. I checked out your profile and def would like to get to know you. I am not from Texas and don't know many people here. I been in Afghanistan over the past 2 yrs and got back in June. If you are interested in mugging old people in Walmart parking lots, punt kicking cute puppies off an overpass into oncoming tracffic or committing armed robbery of ethnic owned liquor stores nude; I'm your man.

SMH I'm over you, just so you know.

 

[MikelArteta]

I don't even know what yoked means breh. cept when i yoke a nikka up and beat his ass.

A relationship between a believer and a nonbeliever.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

SMH I'm over you, just so you know.

dont do that to your life!!!

as you lay in bed with that ederly gentleman
you will remember that spring of 2009
remember the soft kisses on your back...
the way i bit your earlobes...
how I gently choked you...
pushing inside you...


you will ALWAYS have a part of me....


I came inside you...


the condom leaked a lil

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I don't even know what yoked means breh. cept when i yoke a nikka up and beat his ass.

ask your pastor

or

Google

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

ask your pastor

or

Google

Muslim

but I get it now.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

and i also swing at 90% of pitches brah


if i cant get a 10

i just smash 10 2's

so that is like having 2 dimes

aint no video footage so only I, her and baby jesus know


plus i eat her kids snacks up before I leave

 

[Maddmike]

My name is ******. I checked out your profile and def would like to get to know you. I am not from Texas and don't know many people here. I been in Afghanistan over the past 2 yrs and got back in June. If you are interested in mugging old people in Walmart parking lots, punt kicking cute puppies off an overpass into oncoming tracffic or committing armed robbery of ethnic owned liquor stores nude; I'm your man.

15 to 22 ratio in 10 mins with this