How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Abstract83]

I think he touched on it a bit in the OP but really just stick to the new members. You dont want to waste time with chicks who been on there for over 2 months. A couple chicks i smashed from online sites let me see their inbox and that mufukka was flooded beyond anything i could imagine. Those chicks had so many nikkas hitting them up it made me feel good just knowing i got through that muck. If a chick is on there for damn near a year and cant find someone then she is either crazy as fukk or is not messing with anyone lower than the 11th man on an NBA roster.

 

[L&HH]

women never reply to nikkas with no pics brah


if you ugly
then
you have to play the simp role

post your pic but write about how you love the lord and women with children

y'all nikkas aint shyt

 

[L&HH]

I think he touched on it a bit in the OP but really just stick to the new members. You dont want to waste time with chicks who been on there for over 2 months. A couple chicks i smashed from online sites let me see their inbox and that mufukka was flooded beyond anything i could imagine. Those chicks had so many nikkas hitting them up it made me feel good just knowing i got through that muck. If a chick is on there for damn near a year and cant find someone then she is either crazy as fukk or is not messing with anyone lower than the 11th man on an NBA roster.

I used those online sites for like two weeks and said fukk it. But I logged on after a month and seen some chick I talked to on there. I hit her up like " damn you still aint got a man?" ...she lied and told me she did

 

[Mr.Black]

My version:

Use every social media and free site.

Be somewhat attractive.

Learn the site and find the way to direct women to your shyt.

Let them contact you, not the other way round.

Tell them to text you an ass pic. If they do tell them to come over later on or tomorrow. If they don't, throw them in the bushes. fukk I look like having an honest conversation when I could be doing more important things.

Yall nikkas really out here inviting hos you dont know over to your crib??

 

[Beegio]

Funny thing is, Im willing to bet the same nikkas in here hating gonna be the same nikkas using this tutWHOREial

 

[Silkk]

women never reply to nikkas with no pics brah


if you ugly
then
you have to play the simp role

post your pic but write about how you love the lord and women with children

 

[Emperor Sol]

Don't contact any white female nurses

just take my word for it--

 

[Elle Driver]

i diversify my p*ssy quota

nex i will tell you how to eat off church women

 

[Emperor Sol]

i diversify my p*ssy quota

nex i will tell you how to eat off church women

 

[Remote]

 

[MikelArteta]

I have a question brehs.
How come a simple "wussup" doesnt work anymore?

It used to be one of the best ways since u didnt come off as thirsty or desperate, but now you'll never get a reply with a simple "wussup", while a few years ago (myspace era) it used to work

@His_Excellence_Reincar @Geoffrey_Chaucer

times change, now chicks think you need to put effort in, just have a template and send to every chick

 

[Illuminatos]

Is she's religious...run.

 

[msims]

I hoped this thread would be about making money online.

Would be:

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[Stuntone]

Fellas

The DMV gots to be one of the best areas for online dating. Silver Spring!! Alexandria, Arlington, Woodbridge!! Greenbelt!!!

You can really eat well online dating, if you have the stomach and patience to digest constant BS. A lot of men get frustrated with the game and repetition. It can wear you out. I just got back online, I'm dealing with like 8 girls right now. Overwhelming!!! 2 new chicks hit me up and I told them the truth, I can't take anymore new chicks. Some chicks email me 4 or 5 paragraphs daily. Sucks emailing them all back, then beginning the process of exchanging numbers and meeting up in person. I once met 3 girls in one evening after work.

Online dating just give you a wide array of women to chose from. Many you would never come across in person. I actually will say that I've met quite a few really good girls. Even a virgin that I finally broke in and I'm still dating. She's a nurse. I first met her like 3 years ago. Some chicks you meet online, will be down with you forever. That's a great thing. My friends don't know how I do it. I'm so deep in this online dating, sometime I can't remember who I met online or in person.

I don't get the top notch chicks but I rack up on like 6s, 7s and sometimes 8s. You really have to put a little effort into you profile. At least 3 really good pics. With a suit on or at a beach are something. Look and sound successful. When I put I just moved to these kind prestigious tourist area in the DMV. My whole experience change. All the chicks are like "how you like it? me and my coworkers go there for happy hour" They love my area, they know we'll never be bored and will always have a close place to go to.

 

[Stuntone]

Don't you hate when a chick wants your initial email to be a paragraph?


It's BS, but if you do come up with an initial 1st email template and just add a quick question about something in her profile.



I usually copy some white girl nerdy azz profile personal paragraph as my own. One time I pull a bad Blasian teacher of some elite gifted arts school. See said she was impressed by my grammar.


Women are so simple. You just have to find what they are attracted to.