How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Dooby]

why you wanna see the nikka profile

I'm saying, the breh is saying he's eating well I'm just sayin the breh is gettin fat while we starve, now it's our turn, we felt how getting ignored burns we still won't learn

 

[Stuntone]

Come on man, what, you don't want us to see your face? I just want to see your page breh

I've put my pics up here before, but I don't feel like it. I look like a cross between Lil Jay and Young Dro from what I hear.

 

[Vado]

I'm saying, the breh is saying he's eating well I'm just sayin the breh is gettin fat while we starve, now it's our turn, we felt how getting ignored burns we still won't learn

its sooooo easy tho

you just have to look like somebody

take pictures in social settings

not them stand in the hallway with bad lighting selfie pictures

i dont know man...shyt is literally simple as fukk

i dont have shyt on my profile

no "about me"

just 4 pictures and thats it

i will say that i wear a lot of name brand clothes so im not sure if that helps

but i know it stands out tho

my opening line is simple as fukk "How you doing? Whats your name?"

4 out of 10 answer,.....3 out of 4 give me they number

any chick that doesnt answer i just message them like 2 weeks later

 

[Stuntone]

its sooooo easy tho

you just have to look like somebody

take pictures in social settings

not them stand in the hallway with bad lighting selfie pictures

i dont know man...shyt is literally simple as fukk

i dont have shyt on my profile

no "about me"

just 4 pictures and thats it

i will say that i wear a lot of name brand clothes so im not sure if that helps

but i know it stands out tho

my opening line is simple as fukk "How you doing? Whats your name?"

4 out of 10 answer,.....3 out of 4 give me they number

any chick that doesnt answer i just message them like 2 weeks later

 

[Stuntone]

I'm saying, the breh is saying he's eating well I'm just sayin the breh is gettin fat while we starve, now it's our turn, we felt how getting ignored burns we still won't learn

I'm in DC bruh, a lot of chicks out here. Where u at?

Like @Vado said, you got to look like somebody. Look happy and successful. You have to be what they're trying to come across as. Outgoing, successful, well rounded. Show and tell the same lies they tell on their profiles. It's all a game.

 

[Vado]

no homo and im not tryna clown

but look at @EnzoG pics

thats what you DONT want

Spoiler

ill take em down, im just using it as an example

all them low quality type pics is a dub

toss them shyts and get better ones

shyt if you gotta take a picture in front of ya local corner store then do that

at that glasses picture

cmon slime

 

[Stuntone]

no homo and im not tryna clown

but look at @EnzoG pics

thats what you DONT want

Spoiler

ill take em down, im just using it as an example

all them low quality type pics is a dub

toss them shyts and get better ones

shyt if you gotta take a picture in front of ya local corner store then do that

at that glasses picture

cmon slime

I can't see the pics?

 

[EnzoG]

no homo and im not tryna clown

but look at @EnzoG pics

thats what you DONT want

Spoiler

ill take em down, im just using it as an example

all them low quality type pics is a dub

toss them shyts and get better ones

shyt if you gotta take a picture in front of ya local corner store then do that

at that glasses picture

cmon slime

this is the reason why i need help

 

[Vado]

I can't see the pics?

http://akincludes.okccdn.com/profile/kev10in/photos

 

[Vado]

this is the reason why i need help

delete ya profile

lost that whole Kev10Inch name

shyt is OD corny to me

my angle with women is totally different

i make it a point not to be sexual initially

its always worked for me. i think it makes women want you more

only time i become sexual is if thats the vibe that the woman gives off

2) next time you go out. throw a nice lil outfit on and take ya picture

do that shyt outside during the day so it comes out clear

3) lie on ya profile lol....that whole "I'm in the house chilling and watching movies don't get out much i would like to do more of that though"...........dont tell bytches that lol

thats some baby mother type response..... even if you dont go out often just say you do

im no guru or nothing my nikka

just a regular ass nikka

 

[EnzoG]

delete ya profile

lost that whole Kev10Inch name

shyt is OD corny to me

my angle with women is totally different

i make it a point not to be sexual initially

its always worked for me. i think it makes women want you more

only time i become sexual is if thats the vibe that the woman gives off

2) next time you go out. throw a nice lil outfit on and take ya picture

do that shyt outside during the day so it comes out clear

3) lie on ya profile lol....that whole "I'm in the house chilling and watching movies don't get out much i would like to do more of that though"...........dont tell bytches that lol

thats some baby mother type response..... even if you dont go out often just say you do

im no guru or nothing my nikka

just a regular ass nikka

i'm taking your advice and deleting and redoing my whole account

 

[Reality]

my response rate on okcupid and tinder has shot the fukk up over the last few days. bout to grab drinks w/ a few decent women this coming week (no fat chicks) and expect to eat. some tips i've learned via trial and error:

only message girls when they're online. it's simple, but it's effective. you guys really have no idea how many messages these chicks are getting (even the fat ones). the badder the girl, the more likely the message you sent her while she was at work is going to be at the bottom of her inbox the next time she logs in.

also, don't be afraid to flex on these chicks. if you're a smart dude, yeah, you probably think putting pics up of yourself where your muscles are rippling through your shirt and shyt is played out, but it's effective. i did it and my visitors shot up, matches on tinder shot up, etc. even w/ the hipster chicks. just dont do it w/ your shirt off unless you're going for a very specific demographic.

as far as the inbox/tinder game, ive learned from trial and error to always check yourself for corniness. trying to be don juan and super aloof and shyt, chicks can see right through it. no lols, dumb ass questions or compliments either. shoot straight but without thirst. if all your openers were exposed to your friends tomorrow, you shouldn't be embarrassed.

last but not least, let the chicks fill in the gaps in your profile w/ what they hope you are. for the profile info, i dont fill in religion because im agnostic and want to eat off black chicks. all i have filled in is my height, that i'm fit, that i drink socially, and that i went to college. my about me on okc is basically just the favorite food, music, books, etc section. fill that shyt in and leave the rest blank. imo there's more to lose filling all that other shyt in than there is to gain.

oh, and if you're black and trying to get at non-black on okc, you'll save yourself a lot of frustration by answering the "is it important that your partner be the same ethnicity as you" a "no", rating that shyt very high in importance, and checking for that answer before you message a girl. if a girl says "yes", 1 star that bytch's profile and send it to the bushes. don't embarrass yourself.

i'll drop more as i learn more.

 

[EnzoG]

since i'm redoing my profile on okcupid anyone got a blueprint or anything for me to go off of?

 

[Stuntone]

You need a few good pics. Being a artist myself and working with non artist. I know that a lot of guys can't tell the difference in good and bad perspectives. Let me help you out. These are a few pics you need and do's and don'ts. .

























1. The dressed clean selfie.

Not like this

2. The having good fun with (successful) friends pic

Not like this

4. The Very important fitted Suit Pic w/ nice background

Not like this

4. Last but not least, the one of my passions pic "animal lover, biker, sports" pic

Not like this

Always make sure the background is nice and clean.

 

[EnzoG]

You need a few good pics. Being a artist myself and working with non artist. I know that a lot of guys can't tell the difference in good and bad perspectives. Let me help you out. These are a few pics you need and do's and don'ts. .

























1. The dressed clean selfie.

Not like this

2. The having good fun with (successful) friends pic

Not like this

4. The Very important fitted Suit Pic w/ nice background

Not like this

4. Last but not least, the one of my passions pic "animal lover, biker, sports" pic

Not like this

Always make sure the background is nice and clean.

I actually put of a picture of me in a suit this time around