How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[4North1Side2]

Mannnnnnn

I don't have the patience to be texting with these unitextin ass chicks. A week ago I sent out a blitz of messages to chicks on POF and one hit me back saying nice to meet you I'm _____.
I hit her back and after a few exchanges, I ask for her FB. I then added her, told her I added her and she said ok. The chick never added me back but I'm like I just start chatting with her through the messenger app. She responding with one word texts like yes, no, duhh, lol and shyt. I'm asking open ended questions too but idk she just came off as simply uninteresting. She then said she don't have a job so I was like . Sad thing is she was decent looking too but after a day of texting on and off with her she just hit me with the close like "well ok goodnite, i mean goodbye." I said OK and ain't hit her back since.

If the conversation starts off with one word answers I just ghost immediately. She isn't interested and it's never worth trying to turn the disinterest into interest. She's just using you for entertainment or a free meal until that guy she really wants comes along. Now it's true, a couple chicks are shy or just truly boring but they ain't really worth the investment either. Ain't got time for an uninteresting woman.

 

[EnzoG]

man listen why is a 37 year old browsing my page http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=27178663 ?....

 

[4North1Side2]

man listen why is a 37 year old browsing my page http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=27178663 ?....

She actually seems like an great down to earth woman to get to know, it wouldn't hurt to say hi to her. Older women are great! Most times they won't bullshyt you and are very straight/direct about what they want.

 

[EnzoG]

She actually seems like an great down to earth woman to get to know, it wouldn't hurt to say hi to her. Older women are great! Most times they won't bullshyt you and are very straight/direct about what they want.

I tried to but her page says she replies to certain people when i sent the message

 

[Vado]

If the conversation starts off with one word answers I just ghost immediately. She isn't interested and it's never worth trying to turn the disinterest into interest. She's just using you for entertainment or a free meal until that guy she really wants comes along. Now it's true, a couple chicks are shy or just truly boring but they ain't really worth the investment either. Ain't got time for an uninteresting woman.

hey my guy

hows things at home

 

[Dooby]

Mannnnnnn

I don't have the patience to be texting with these unitextin ass chicks. A week ago I sent out a blitz of messages to chicks on POF and one hit me back saying nice to meet you I'm _____.
I hit her back and after a few exchanges, I ask for her FB. I then added her, told her I added her and she said ok. The chick never added me back but I'm like I just start chatting with her through the messenger app. She responding with one word texts like yes, no, duhh, lol and shyt. I'm asking open ended questions too but idk she just came off as simply uninteresting. She then said she don't have a job so I was like . Sad thing is she was decent looking too but after a day of texting on and off with her she just hit me with the close like "well ok goodnite, i mean goodbye." I said OK and ain't hit her back since.

Massive L. You spent a day texting a bytch with deep thought out inquiries and all you're getting back are one word replies ..............................

 

[Dooby]

man listen why is a 37 year old browsing my page http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=27178663 ?....

I started browsing picture to picture of bytches from your area and got damn ya'll starvin out there

 

[4North1Side2]

hey my guy

hows things at home

I don't live there anymore, thanks to you. Well it's my fault but you know what I mean.... But my new young chick is holding me down something great! She is definitely a keeper and I don't see myself making the same mistakes with her as I've done so with the soon to be ex wife.

 

[EnzoG]

I started browsing picture to picture of bytches from your area and got damn ya'll starvin out there

dude................................ its bad

 

[Vado]

I don't live there anymore, thanks to you. Well it's my fault but you know what I mean.

hey man

you should of just payed

but it probably was inevitable

now you could fukk as many bytches as you want

fukk the selfish shyt

 

[EnzoG]

I started browsing picture to picture of bytches from your area and got damn ya'll starvin out there

where are you from?

 

[Fatboi1]

Massive L. You spent a day texting a bytch with deep thought out inquiries and all you're getting back are one word replies ..............................

Lol nah my texts were mainly one to two sentences.

 

[Stuntone]

Just your whole profile. I just wanna see how you have it set up and everything. Sounds like you're eating good...show the blueprint brother

More than likely *no homo* he's just highly attractive. It really isn't rocket science and chicks don't really give a fukk what you write in your profile just like you don't give a fukk what they write. Take great photos highlighting your best features and you should be good to go. A witty or cleverly written profile which shows off your intelligence and sense of humor wouldn't hurt either.

I just have 5 really HQ pics, 3 of my nice apartment with a nice skyline view in the background. I got item like moet bottle and other sparkley trinkets that women like strategically position in my background. I'm wearing a suit and tie in 2 of them. One is of me shooting basketball, a close up and one is some seafood I cooked. I'm not at all super handsome, just tall, semi-slim, dark skin, with dreads. You have to use all you have. The competition is stuffer than you think on these sites. These women want fly winner. Better guys than they every had.

Tip: If you meet a fly chick, get her to meet you at a popular happy hour with good music on like a Thursday. Ya'll both will be way more relaxed and happy, upbeat about the weekend. I swear average and belows are the most trickiest for me.

 

[Dooby]

I just have 5 really HQ pics, 3 of my nice apartment with a nice skyline view in the background. I got item like moet bottle and other sparkley trinkets that women like strategically position in my background. I'm wearing a suit and tie in 2 of them. One is of me shooting basketball, a close up and one is some seafood I cooked. I'm not at all super handsome, just tall, semi-slim, dark skin, with dreads. You have to use all you have. The competition is stuffer than you think on these sites. These women want fly winner. Better guys than they every had.

Tip: If you meet a fly chick, get her to meet you at a popular happy hour with good music on like a Thursday. Ya'll both will be way more relaxed and happy, upbeat about the weekend. I swear average and belows are the most trickiest for me.

Come on man, what, you don't want us to see your face? I just want to see your page breh

 

[Vado]

Come on man, what, you don't want us to see your face? I just want to see your page breh

why you wanna see the nikka profile