How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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Why does every piece of advice in this thread read like it was written by a 21 year old college kid?
 

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idk brehs really been contemplating laying low off ok and pof for little bit i've been 0 for how many chicks i've talked to and after that debacle friday i need a fukking social coach or something :sadcam:

i got you son.......

follow my lead and ill help you
 

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Too many fat, old and baby mommas hitting me up.

I be getting excited when I login and see 3 or 4 new messages. :krs: Then I see these buffalos and baby mommas. :huhldup:


This new just hit me up. She's a cutie, from the South and lives real close to me.



It's hard work to get a nice looking chick to initiate. :whew:
 
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im getting the pornstar treatment, how about you? Also some of my post was cut, she dropped me off then sent me the pics 30 mins later. I got another hoe on the squad too. We gonna meet up after work and do some shyt :umad:

This nikka said he's "getting the pornstar treatment."

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Too many fat, old and baby mommas hitting me up.

I be getting excited when I login and see 3 or 4 new messages. :krs: Then I see these buffalos and baby mommas. :huhldup:


This new just hit me up. She's a cutie, from the South and lives real close to me.

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It's hard work to get a nice looking chick to initiate. :whew:

No homo but post up your profile
 

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Anyone mess with badoo?

I ate very well off Badoo two years ago... I wouldn't fukk with it now, it's the new Tagged.com

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Tinder is definitely where it's at.

:blessed:

Non white women are few and far in between on Tinder but when you do find them, they are usually highly attractive unlike Badoo.
 

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My pics or just my details and story?

Just your whole profile. I just wanna see how you have it set up and everything. Sounds like you're eating good...show the blueprint brother :obama:
 

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Just your whole profile. I just wanna see how you have it set up and everything. Sounds like you're eating good...show the blueprint brother :obama:

More than likely *no homo* he's just highly attractive. It really isn't rocket science and chicks don't really give a fukk what you write in your profile just like you don't give a fukk what they write. Take great photos highlighting your best features and you should be good to go. A witty or cleverly written profile which shows off your intelligence and sense of humor wouldn't hurt either.
 

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Mannnnnnn

I don't have the patience to be texting with these unitextin ass chicks. A week ago I sent out a blitz of messages to chicks on POF and one hit me back saying nice to meet you I'm _____.
I hit her back and after a few exchanges, I ask for her FB. I then added her, told her I added her and she said ok. The chick never added me back but I'm like :yeshrug: I just start chatting with her through the messenger app. She responding with one word texts like yes, no, duhh, lol and shyt. I'm asking open ended questions too but idk she just came off as simply uninteresting. She then said she don't have a job so I was like :camby:. Sad thing is she was decent looking too but after a day of texting on and off with her she just hit me with the close like "well ok goodnite, i mean goodbye." I said OK and ain't hit her back since. :smh:
 

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Mannnnnnn

I don't have the patience to be texting with these unitextin ass chicks. A week ago I sent out a blitz of messages to chicks on POF and one hit me back saying nice to meet you I'm _____.
I hit her back and after a few exchanges, I ask for her FB. I then added her, told her I added her and she said ok. The chick never added me back but I'm like :yeshrug: I just start chatting with her through the messenger app. She responding with one word texts like yes, no, duhh, lol and shyt. I'm asking open ended questions too but idk she just came off as simply uninteresting. She then said she don't have a job so I was like :camby:. Sad thing is she was decent looking too but after a day of texting on and off with her she just hit me with the close like "well ok goodnite, i mean goodbye." I said OK and ain't hit her back since. :smh:
any chick who's one wordy like that chances are she isn't interested
 
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