How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Draje]

Real knowledge being dropped in here. Help a nikka out though...

I'm a corny, skinny (Like Wiz) and average looking dude. How am I supposed to eat off these sites, especially Tinder?

 

[Momentum]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/_mandaRenee?cf=recently_visited

She's in NC

 

[Fatboi1]

I'm gonna redo my okc profile over.

It be a bunch of whales and hippos on there or chicks looking like earthworm jim so I be like .

I need better pics because I'm decent looking but my pics look low quality and I need a good outside pic.
This my profile pic on okcupid.

This pic like over a year old, some chick took it for me at work( @ how I ain't smash that.)

 

[Blessings]

so far..first week met 2

 

[EnzoG]

She's in NC

I take it you live in NC ?

 

[EnzoG]

anyone had a situation where a girl that you met on these dating sites goes a week without talking to you after meeting up and hits you up out of the blue?

 

[EnzoG]

met this chick off pof last night. haven't known this chick for a whole week and she done invited me over to her dorm to spend the night thursday

 

[Exiled Martian]

Its good to see this thread is still alive & kicking much needed knowledge to those who warrant it

Haven't jumped on this new Tinder wave that you manz seem to be eating off, been kinda busy of late......Is it worth the hype though ?

 

[Dooby]

You need a few good pics. Being a artist myself and working with non artist. I know that a lot of guys can't tell the difference in good and bad perspectives. Let me help you out. These are a few pics you need and do's and don'ts. .

























1. The dressed clean selfie.

Not like this

2. The having good fun with (successful) friends pic

Not like this

4. The Very important fitted Suit Pic w/ nice background

Not like this

4. Last but not least, the one of my passions pic "animal lover, biker, sports" pic

Not like this

Always make sure the background is nice and clean.

Haha no way. I appreciate the input but this is just way too much these bytches don't deserve this.

If your mouth piece is up to snuff, none of this should really matter.

 

[4North1Side2]

Haha no way. I appreciate the input but this is just way too much these bytches don't deserve this.

If your mouth piece is up to snuff, none of this should really matter.

lol wrong!

 

[Stuntone]

Haha no way. I appreciate the input but this is just way too much these bytches don't deserve this.

If your mouth piece is up to snuff, none of this should really matter.

SSSSHHHHIIIIIIIITTTT!!!

You can believe in that coli player sh:t if you want. These hoez want winners!!! They want guys better than they ever had. Theyre are many guys hitting them up constantly, a lot of guys that are flyer than them that are just trying to hit. So they're heads are blown. Competition is stiff. It's all bs game, but you have to play to win.

 

[EnzoG]

you brehs are on my mind while i go collect this W(after taking L's) meeting this chick tonight at her place

 

[brickfare]

did some recon prior to going out of town for a few days for my birthday

Spoiler

now if only i could eat this well here at home, smh

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

anyone had a situation where a girl that you met on these dating sites goes a week without talking to you after meeting up and hits you up out of the blue?

That week she disappeared she was getting her fukking on
Now when she does start messaging you ...don't let her try to get you to take her ass out and get free meal

 

[alphaomega]

A lot of humorless broads on these sites.