How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[BrothaZay]

I have a question brehs.
How come a simple "wussup" doesnt work anymore?

It used to be one of the best ways since u didnt come off as thirsty or desperate, but now you'll never get a reply with a simple "wussup", while a few years ago (myspace era) it used to work

@His_Excellence_Reincar @Geoffrey_Chaucer

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Talk about the blind leading the blind

 

[Mr. Pink]

I hoped this thread would be about making money online.

 

[Spoonz]

you know your life's sad when you make guides to online dating LOL

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

you know your life's sad when you make guides to online dating LOL

says the person with over 3000 post in 5 months
and lives in West Virgina and brags about fukking obese white trash

 

[DaPresident]

so you online now telling nikkas to logoff


son gtfoh

i swear nikkas try to sound cool so hard

but do you guy

oh damn...I didn't realize I made you so mad bro


I just couldn't believe nikkas made "How to Bag Chicks Online for Dummies" for online dating services. No hate on my side, I just think cats should holla at these hoes in person. But do y'all man, I got nothin but love for ya young brotha

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

says the person with over 3000 post in 5 months
and lives in West Virgina and brags about fukking obese white trash

why you avoiding the question about them pawg nurses breh

 

[ThaBronxBully]

I was talking to some bytch that was Pregnant






She sent me them nudes though

This Site Never Disappoints lol

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

oh damn...I didn't realize I made you so mad bro


I just couldn't believe nikkas made "How to Bag Chicks Online for Dummies" for online dating services. No hate on my side, I just think cats should holla at these hoes in person. But do y'all man, I got nothin but love for ya young brotha

mad?




im chilling
woke up about an hour ago and headed to the gym

i feel great

why you avoiding the question about them pawg nurses breh

they are beyond ratchet
and drug abusers


i have a story that is so unbelievable i wont even post it

and i normally dont give a fukk

 

[BrothaZay]

oh damn...I didn't realize I made you so mad bro


I just couldn't believe nikkas made "How to Bag Chicks Online for Dummies" for online dating services. No hate on my side, I just think cats should holla at these hoes in person. But do y'all man, I got nothin but love for ya young brotha

Its hard tho cuz around here hoz just stay in the house all day, even in the spring

 

[Chill]

oh damn...I didn't realize I made you so mad bro


I just couldn't believe nikkas made "How to Bag Chicks Online for Dummies" for online dating services. No hate on my side, I just think cats should holla at these hoes in person. But do y'all man, I got nothin but love for ya young brotha

I do prefer to talk to women in person, but sometimes you just might miss that one female that just looks so damn good , why not expand the pool of women you're choosing from?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I do prefer to talk to women in person, but sometimes you just might miss that one female that just looks so damn good , why not expand the pool of women you're choosing from?

word

that like dudes saying why watch Sports on tv when you can see it live

i have multiple avenues

 

[Miggs]

Also avoid bytches with 5000 word essay profiles detailing specific traits her man should and shouldnt have...

bytch telling me how to chew my gum and how to order from a restaurant menu in front of her

Also bytches with endless bible quotes or those ghey ass legal essays about re using her pics and images

eat a dikk you aint that sexy

 

[patscorpio]

 

[The_Sheff]

I think he touched on it a bit in the OP but really just stick to the new members. You dont want to waste time with chicks who been on there for over 2 months. A couple chicks i smashed from online sites let me see their inbox and that mufukka was flooded beyond anything i could imagine. Those chicks had so many nikkas hitting them up it made me feel good just knowing i got through that muck. If a chick is on there for damn near a year and cant find someone then she is either crazy as fukk or is not messing with anyone lower than the 11th man on an NBA roster.