How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

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Average chicks and others I'm not really feeling and aren't on my level, I try to get them to come to my crib for the 1st meet. Let them know it's not going to be all the BS dating protocol.

you: wassup
her: nttn
you: you tryna come over?

:mjpls: Thats how you do it?
 

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Met a pawg teacher off OKcupid lastnight. she lives about 15 mins from me, has her own place and lives alone which is rare in the bay area in your 20s so I was like :obama:

I playfully let it be known that we were going to fukk, so there's no games to be played. None of that romantic bullshyt, but I also dont make her feel like a worthless whore. I was dropping my lil cousin off downtown and thought Id hit her up cause I didnt wanna go to SF lastnight.

The first time we heard eachothers voices was when I called her to tell her I was there. We had two glasses of wine, talked a little about shyt we're both into, and about a hour into it i banged her out with the her nice ass view of the city.

White girls just fukk tottally different than the hispanics I usually fukk and the black girls I fukked when I was fukking blk girls. I'll be the first to say im not pro pawg as much as my brehs on here but the last few weeks, "OKCupid been good to a nikka!"

Got any pics of the pawg breh :lupe:
 

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The night we were snowed in last night. I decided to create a OKcupid profile. Took some new pics in my suit. I'm conversating with 10 chicks right now. I'm going to try and meet up with 3 this weekend. Met one Monday, she's cool, kinda hood from Bmore. Almost got to come over to my house to meet for the first time. At the same time I was chatting with a new chick at the gym in my bldg. Ya boy working out chea.

I'm kind of overwhelmed. I don't know if I should focus on the 7.5 and aboves. Are go for the easy kills 7 and belows? Sometimes those 6s and 7s give you the hardest times and the 8s are the coolest.

I don't know how y'all nikkas deal with online dating man. Back in the day (like 2000) shyt was so damn easy :ohlawd:

Me: Wassup
Her: Nothing how you doin
Me: I'm cool, what's your #
Her: 5135592320 text me

2 days later you in them guts.

Myspace and Black planet had a nikka eating like a damn king :ahh:

Nowadays hoes is on there just looking for attention :scusthov:
 

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I don't know how y'all nikkas deal with online dating man. Back in the day (like 2000) shyt was so damn easy :ohlawd:

Me: Wassup
Her: Nothing how you doin
Me: I'm cool, what's your #
Her: 5135592320 text me

2 days later you in them guts.

Myspace and Black planet had a nikka eating like a damn king :ahh:

Nowadays hoes is on there just looking for attention :scusthov:

I always hear ppl bring up black planet. Was it really more GOAT than myspace? I cant imagine being able eat good on a site easier than that prime Myspace :ohlawd:
 

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son 1st time I joined fling

a bytch hit me up within 15 mins
I was still setting up my profile
I didn't even have a pic up yet

asked me to come thru to fukk
and within 2 hrs I was in them guts



I was nervous tho- cause I thought it was a set up to get robbed
so I straight up had a pistol in my hand covered up by a small backpack as I rang her bell:russ:



but yeah fling is filled with big nasty bytches so u have to fish out a decent one


You ain't lyin. Just added a shirtless pic of myself and literally have 4 chicks thirsting in the inbox already.

Got me like :lupe: maybe I should pay the fee.... :patrice:.
 
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