How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Malta]

A month or so ago.

My dude got a pep in his step now

 

[Legendinmyownmind]

This online dating shyt in my area is a joke. Bunch of 23 year old single mothers who are cute enough to fukk but nothing to write home about, they got a kid, got some bullshyt job like grocery store bagger, live at home, and want some dream man to come scoop them up. FOH

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I always hear ppl bring up black planet. Was it really more GOAT than myspace? I cant imagine being able eat good on a site easier than that prime Myspace

I've smashed a couple off Myspace, but BP was......
shyt was like playing on god mode, you couldn't lose.

BP is how I had my 5 girl rotation
Smash a different broad M-F, Saturday was for video games, and Sunday was the day of rest

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Yo Brehs....Ain't gonna lie man some true gems have been dropped up in this thread.... I'm EATING Buffet style up on POF...don't know what that's like for you American bredrins on the site, but the UK version got me feeling like Jackie & Chris at the massage parlor (Rush Hour scene) Shyte is just too easy fam!! Swear down my inbox is full of Wet pum pums begging for the cocky (eventual scenario) & shed load of women (of all assortments) make it easier via that 'MEET ME' feature ( For all you naysayers... see snippets below ) feature.

To be honest the online dating flex is one of the reason why my presence on the forum scene has been rather scarce lately

Due to the nature of my job (a lot of commuting) I tend to hop from city to city a lot every two months or so & POF sets me up real nice in that sense... My gimmick is plain simple:

• Do a quick 10mile (15-20 if she worth the gas money) radius search of broads within hotel vicinity.
  
• Hit em up with something witty (in advance) ...a bit of vocal chit chat ensues (NO long ting) & sexual subliminals thrown righ ton cue....after that build some further attentive rapport before slaying DAT whore Gangnam style

P.s: Dime ass Single Moms are God sent.. I thank you Based God style

^^^^^ Just a few snapshots to show just how easy it is to pull online....so yea on that note hope y'all muffukas are feasting like Deceitful Medieval Lords out there

Had to rep off the strength off that line alone

 

[Legendinmyownmind]

This online dating shyt in my area is a joke. Bunch of 23 year old single mothers who are cute enough to fukk but nothing to write home about, they got a kid, got some bullshyt job like grocery store bagger, live at home, and want some dream man to come scoop them up. FOH

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I have pictures and videos of women I smashed from a couple dating websites.



To be honest they are plain or ugly for the most part but they treat me so well.

Breh, these nikkas don't know but them ugly/plan jane broads. They'll fukk the shyt out you, suck you off, roll your blunt, and give you gas money off GP. I had a strong stable of 4-6's back in day and was proud as shyt too

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Breh, these nikkas don't know but them ugly/plan jane broads. They'll fukk the shyt out you, suck you off, roll your blunt, and give you gas money off GP. I had a strong stable of 4-6's back in day and was proud as shyt too

I had a 6 back in the day (body was a 7.5 but the face was like a 4). She would fukk me, rub me down with a warm washcloth, bring me a drink, run to redbox and get my favorite movie, then bring it back and suck my dikk while I watched it.

Felt like a king...

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I had a 6 back in the day (body was a 7.5 but the face was like a 4). She would fukk me, rub me down with a warm washcloth, bring me a drink, run to redbox and get my favorite movie, then bring it back and suck my dikk while I watched it.

Felt like a king...

Real nikka shyt breh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

You ain't lyin. Just added a shirtless pic of myself and literally have 4 chicks thirsting in the inbox already.

Got me like maybe I should pay the fee.... .

I did

I look at it like this:


if I paid for p*ssy it would cost more than it is to pay for the fee


so if I smash atleast once then I basically not only recouped my money but also made a profit






fling has some bad bytches too tho


a lot of females here in dallas work crazy ass hours and have no time to meet anyone

and are going thur a drought


so they join fling as a last result

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This online dating shyt in my area is a joke. Bunch of 23 year old single mothers who are cute enough to fukk but nothing to write home about, they got a kid, got some bullshyt job like grocery store bagger, live at home, and want some dream man to come scoop them up. FOH

son you need to know how to take advantage of that

 

[Raiders]

Not eem gonna lie, reading that got me hard breh

Spoiler

no homo of course

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

You should put this in spoilers, just in case a chick googles it to see if we are original with it.

LOL, so I did exactly that, and was wondering which of you coli nikka's is him:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xlrg83x?cf=profile

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Breh, these nikkas don't know but them ugly/plan jane broads. They'll fukk the shyt out you, suck you off, roll your blunt, and give you gas money off GP. I had a strong stable of 4-6's back in day and was proud as shyt too

Shoot I even tried to come at a fat 3 in Houston just cuz she had a tongue ring and even she ain't gimme play.
I ain't got what it takes to get bytches breh

 

[Art Barr]

Yo Brehs....Ain't gonna lie man some true gems have been dropped up in this thread.... I'm EATING Buffet style up on POF...don't know what that's like for you American bredrins on the site, but the UK version got me feeling like Jackie & Chris at the massage parlor (Rush Hour scene) Shyte is just too easy fam!! Swear down my inbox is full of Wet pum pums begging for the cocky (eventual scenario) & shed load of women (of all assortments) make it easier via that 'MEET ME' feature ( For all you naysayers... see snippets below ) feature.

To be honest the online dating flex is one of the reason why my presence on the forum scene has been rather scarce lately

Due to the nature of my job (a lot of commuting) I tend to hop from city to city a lot every two months or so & POF sets me up real nice in that sense... My gimmick is plain simple:

• Do a quick 10mile (15-20 if she worth the gas money) radius search of broads within hotel vicinity.
  
• Hit em up with something witty (in advance) ...a bit of vocal chit chat ensues (NO long ting) & sexual subliminals thrown righ ton cue....after that build some further attentive rapport before slaying DAT whore Gangnam style

P.s: Dime ass Single Moms are God sent.. I thank you Based God style

^^^^^ Just a few snapshots to show just how easy it is to pull online....so yea on that note hope y'all muffukas are feasting like Deceitful Medieval Lords out there

chicks from the uk are easy online, though.

they hit you up and are cool as hell.
I had one come all the way over here, too.
real talk,..
i'm stooped for not really trying to wife her up.



art barr

 

[Art Barr]

basically this, here's my profile for anyone looking to take notes...I'm straight on females, so I use this strictly for trolling purposes.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=60884530

I had more pictures but they got deleted

yo,. didn't you have that sex ring or some shyt you used to go to, and not wanna go to?
nah, my fault...
I think that was Chaucer.







art barr